Forrest Gump's Apprentice

[makdiesel]

Ok, so I ran/jogged 6 miles today carrying a 20 lb. backpack full of water, license plate, screwdriver, keys, switchblade, and a dewrag. Total time: 2 hours, 15 minutes, 36 seconds.

I AM A BEAST!!!

K, now I'ma go lay down and die...can you say "dead legs"?

Yes, I knew that you could