Apr 19, 2004 08:43
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the
window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby
dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask
the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have
baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to
ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother
that there are no baby planes because Southwest always
pulls out on time. Ask your mother to explain that to you.
/;o)