Sixty-one

[makachopgo]

Seriously? Mako?

Mako?

Why am I not surprised Papa's enough of an idiot to name me after a shark if I were a boy?

I should write and tell him he's an idiot. But then he might send back another soggy letter. He's such a crybaby.

Comments

[allsarcasm]

Honestly, I've heard of worse names.

[makachopgo]

Really? Like what?

[allsarcasm]

Waldo.

They're around, but they're a pain in the rear end to find in a crowd.

[makachopgo]

[...Pfft.]

Good one, Daria.

[allsarcasm]

[She aims to please. ...Except not really, but in this case at least.]

Yeah, yeah. Everything back in order on your end, at least?

[makachopgo]

Yeah, pretty much. Except for the weird memories of...being a boy. At least I didn't become an idiot as a boy.

[allsarcasm]

I find that gender isn't usually a determining factor in the amount of idiocy one obtains so much as the type of idiocy.

[makachopgo]

Like being perverted? Because that's what I was mostly worried about.

[allsarcasm]

There are women perverts.