Forty-seven

[makachopgo]

It's a good thing this didn't happen while Papa was working here and I was still in fourth year. He'd probably go crazy if he heard it was mandatory for lower years.

Well, it's a good thing he's not here in general, but this ridiculous sex thing going around might have given him an aneurysm.

Comments

[neverplayedrisk]

Better to have a professional finally address the issue than let the ignorance fester unchecked.

[makachopgo]

I know. I know I wouldn't have learned anything if Professor House didn't have a lecture back in third year.

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[neverplayedrisk]

Perhaps sex education should simply be added into the mandatory curriculum.

Clearly this companionship was ~*meant to be*~

[makachopgo]

So we don't have any more embarrassingly ignorant stories about finding babies in cabbage patches or whatever that was. That's a good idea, I'm sure Professor Hawkeye would be up to it.

[neverplayedrisk]

... cabbage patch babies. I should hope some did not expect to receive this lecture in Herbology class.

[makachopgo]

Maybe they think Mandrakes are actually people that got too much fertiliser.

[neverplayedrisk]

Unfortunate for those who acquired too little.

1/2

[makachopgo]

[O u, Ludwig]

[makachopgo]

...But really, if anybody actually thought like that I'd wonder what their parents had been feeding them while they were growing up.