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shonda_land Callie went into an oncall room and was horny. She thought she could help herself by taking off all of her clothes. It didn't, so she called Arizona into the room. She took her clothes off and they started having sex. But that wasn't enough for either of them because they were still horny. Soon, Mark's ghost entered the room. Callie and Arizona were so excited, so they had a threesome and shared the wonderful intimate moment for the rest of the day.
The net day Callie was pregnant and Arizona was happy. Sofia was happy too because she was getting a new sibling. Arizona was glad when Mark came back so she thanked him because she could not give Callie or Sofia a new baby on her own. It was all magical too because Callie's stomach grew through the whole first day and she got no morning sickness.
The next day, Callie was in the bathroom at home when Lord Tubbington joined her. He was visiting for the week. He was supposed to go to drug rehab, but Callie and Arizona did not make him. They knew he was happier on drugs and in his gang. Suddenly Callie knew she was going to have the baby. She was in pain so she asked Lord Tubbington to go to the hospital to get Arizona for her. But it was too late. The baby popped out as she lay down the the bed. Arizona came rushing in quickly with Mark behind her because he knew. He had been watching Callie from afar all day. Arizona picked the baby up off the bed and saw that it was another girl. She had 2 daughters. She was happy. This one was healthy, so it did not scare her. She cleaned the baby up with Callie's favorite towel and handed the baby to her. They named her Brittany after Lord Tubbington's owner.
Lord Tubbington gave the couple and ghost Mark some time to admire baby Brittany. He went into Sofia's room to make sure she was ok before heading outside to have a brief smoke. When he came back in, Callie punished him for smoking and Arizona locked him up in the cage he came in. With the new baby, they couldn't have him smoking. But, he did more drugs in his cage when Mark took him to rehab. Lord Tubbington was mad so he flinged his poop out of the cage onto the living room carpet.
Callie and Arizona were so happy with Brittany. Sofia liked her too. Sofia sat on the bed staring at her new sister all afternoon. She even fell asleep in there that night. Callie and Arizona were too tired to kick her or Brittany out. However, in the middle of the night they got horny again and went into the living room naked and had sex again. They had sex every single night and had 3 more children with no help from ghost Mark those times.