Fun and Games in Potterverse -- A New Winter Sport
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A New Winter Sport
Here is a great way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm robe. You want to be sure you stay warm and sarcastic. Next, fill a thermos full of hot steamy pumpkin juice. Now you are ready to go snow brewing!
Some people say only experts should go snow brewing, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little common sense. I have heard a rumor that Professor Snape will be offering special snow brewing classes after school at Hogwarts, but I don't know if that's true.
The best place to go snow brewing is on a hill that is covered with snow. First you will want to clear away any leaves and green bean casseroles. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, hex out below!” then step onto a wand, point yourself downhill, and off you go.
Snow brewing is fun, healthy, and abysmal. And here is one more tip: everyone will be especially impressed if you can balance a fruitcake on your head or play a kazoo as you sail by.
A New Winter Sport
Here is a great way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm robe. You want to be sure you stay warm and sarcastic. Next, fill a thermos full of hot steamy pumpkin juice. Now you are ready to go snow brewing!
Some people say only experts should go snow brewing, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little common sense. I have heard a rumor that Professor Snape will be offering special snow brewing classes after school at Hogwarts, but I don't know if that's true.
The best place to go snow brewing is on a hill that is covered with snow. First you will want to clear away any leaves and green bean casseroles. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, hex out below!” then step onto a wand, point yourself downhill, and off you go.
Snow brewing is fun, healthy, and abysmal. And here is one more tip: everyone will be especially impressed if you can balance a fruitcake on your head or play a kazoo as you sail by.