Fairy Tale Afternoon.
So you guys thought that two posts a day was enough for me? Ha! You’re funny. My cousins are over and they reminded me of a HILLARIOUS episode we went through a couple of days ago when I was at my g-ma’s “castle”. -giggles- It was an epic! A fable! And a fairy tale all in one. That shall be spoke of at every Christmas and new year’s dinner. Yes, we have no life.
So you ask a fairy tale? Well fairy tales require a princess in distress. I’m a princess! And I was in distress against a damn lord of blue and a strange outcast card queen. Yet you know what, the princess won! I waited for my damn knight in shiny armor but I guess he was unorthodox and didn’t get my text message. God damn knights they live in medieval times still or something.
So what happened you asked? I was left to fight the horrendous thing that’s called boredom. There was nothing to do and I grew hungry so I called Domino’s for some chicken. The bastards decided to side with the lord of evil, which I also think his name is blue and tell me they didn’t sell chicken. I was devastated! So I go back and look in the yellow pages where it tells me they -do- sell chicken. Bastards! So I ask my more intimidating cousin to call them, also known as the card outcast queen. So she called them and asked for some damn chicken.
So I grab the phone, the wonderful princess taking control and gave the nice Domino’s guy my address. Apparently they have no idea how to use a map so they called me about three times, without exaggerating. Until the strange card outcast queen and the beautiful princess went for an expedition to see what the nearby market street was called and to find out the name of the estate. So the nice gentleman called me again, I swear that he was asking a pigeon to talk to me something.
So he arrives at a good time and is pounced on by a starving princess. She is small, she requires her meals. So after tipping him I skipped in and attacked my meal, in a very elegant manner while watching a sweet zappy play in a strange black box with a kind of sire that are now in extinction. Didn’t I hear that something like that happened to some kind of lizards? Maybe gentleman and lizards are related. They’re both dead.
So we take a wonderful carriage to the all in one market, also known as Wal-Mart where we buy some cards, pardon us we were bored, and head back home. So we began playing the delicate and extravagant of Uno. For some strange reason I kept on being the mistress of red, having all the red cards and the Lord of blue… well just add one and one and figure out cards he was getting. The card outcast queen got the other two colors. So we battled. It was a joust for all that was good, also known as not being bored.
We went through two peculiar little fights, one begin the inverse one and another being the addition one. We shall go in order.
-It began between the Lord of Blue and myself as I put down a card and he claimed that he did believe it still was my turn as he put down an inverse card. I, as politely as I could, stated that it was, in fact was his turn as I put down an inverse card of my own. Of course, he found the need to be a real gentleman and put down yet another inverse card. I don’t like owing favors therefore I was forced to put an inverse card of my own. Of course, this happened for quite a while until I ran out of ammo and was therefore forced to use a skip card. Being that only three were playing it had the same effect and the beautiful princess won.
- The addition war consisted on my placing a plus four card on the floor, followed but the Lord of Blue and continued by the Card Outcast Queen. Please note that in this joust as long as the person has a plus card to add to the pile they don’t have to pick cards until it reaches a person who doesn’t have a plus card and by that point the cards add up. Well the queen and I ganged up against the lord and had him pick up ten cards. As the previous game the princess won.
Later we recorded some witty voicemails. If you want to hear, feel free to call… and quick, mine won’t last long.
So you ask a fairy tale? Well fairy tales require a princess in distress. I’m a princess! And I was in distress against a damn lord of blue and a strange outcast card queen. Yet you know what, the princess won! I waited for my damn knight in shiny armor but I guess he was unorthodox and didn’t get my text message. God damn knights they live in medieval times still or something.
So what happened you asked? I was left to fight the horrendous thing that’s called boredom. There was nothing to do and I grew hungry so I called Domino’s for some chicken. The bastards decided to side with the lord of evil, which I also think his name is blue and tell me they didn’t sell chicken. I was devastated! So I go back and look in the yellow pages where it tells me they -do- sell chicken. Bastards! So I ask my more intimidating cousin to call them, also known as the card outcast queen. So she called them and asked for some damn chicken.
So I grab the phone, the wonderful princess taking control and gave the nice Domino’s guy my address. Apparently they have no idea how to use a map so they called me about three times, without exaggerating. Until the strange card outcast queen and the beautiful princess went for an expedition to see what the nearby market street was called and to find out the name of the estate. So the nice gentleman called me again, I swear that he was asking a pigeon to talk to me something.
So he arrives at a good time and is pounced on by a starving princess. She is small, she requires her meals. So after tipping him I skipped in and attacked my meal, in a very elegant manner while watching a sweet zappy play in a strange black box with a kind of sire that are now in extinction. Didn’t I hear that something like that happened to some kind of lizards? Maybe gentleman and lizards are related. They’re both dead.
So we take a wonderful carriage to the all in one market, also known as Wal-Mart where we buy some cards, pardon us we were bored, and head back home. So we began playing the delicate and extravagant of Uno. For some strange reason I kept on being the mistress of red, having all the red cards and the Lord of blue… well just add one and one and figure out cards he was getting. The card outcast queen got the other two colors. So we battled. It was a joust for all that was good, also known as not being bored.
We went through two peculiar little fights, one begin the inverse one and another being the addition one. We shall go in order.
-It began between the Lord of Blue and myself as I put down a card and he claimed that he did believe it still was my turn as he put down an inverse card. I, as politely as I could, stated that it was, in fact was his turn as I put down an inverse card of my own. Of course, he found the need to be a real gentleman and put down yet another inverse card. I don’t like owing favors therefore I was forced to put an inverse card of my own. Of course, this happened for quite a while until I ran out of ammo and was therefore forced to use a skip card. Being that only three were playing it had the same effect and the beautiful princess won.
- The addition war consisted on my placing a plus four card on the floor, followed but the Lord of Blue and continued by the Card Outcast Queen. Please note that in this joust as long as the person has a plus card to add to the pile they don’t have to pick cards until it reaches a person who doesn’t have a plus card and by that point the cards add up. Well the queen and I ganged up against the lord and had him pick up ten cards. As the previous game the princess won.
Later we recorded some witty voicemails. If you want to hear, feel free to call… and quick, mine won’t last long.