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majorcrotchgrab

[024 || accidental video]

Jul 19, 2011 22:24

[The camera flickers on and all you can see is a yellow blob in the video feed. It eventually moves and the tiniest of eyes are now visible.

( COME SEE THE YELLOW FUZZ )

wtf is this, in soviet russia..., omnomnom, katya the joltik, pokeymanz

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surpass July 20 2011, 02:58:30 UTC

It...

It's beautiful!

Hello, little Joltik.

[NO ONE CAN RESIST THE ADORABLE, ESPECIALLY NOT N.]

majorcrotchgrab July 20 2011, 03:02:48 UTC

[it glances at the screen before the feed cuts out. Raikov texts back after a few minutes]

Beautiful?

surpass July 20 2011, 03:04:34 UTC

It is. I have never seen a Joltik with such a well-kept being before! It looks very healthy. You should be proud.

[Gush gush omg Joltik.]

majorcrotchgrab July 20 2011, 03:08:21 UTC

Really...? She's my first pokemon ever.

surpass July 20 2011, 03:10:10 UTC

I wouldn't have been able to guess.

You plan to be... a trainer then, yes?

majorcrotchgrab July 20 2011, 03:14:02 UTC

Yes. Right now I'm just getting used to having her.

surpass July 20 2011, 03:22:07 UTC

And it seems she's... definitely accustoming to you and your home.

[AND YOUR CORDS.]

majorcrotchgrab July 20 2011, 03:34:24 UTC

I wish she wouldn't chew things.

surpass July 20 2011, 15:29:19 UTC

You could give Joltik her own cords to chew on.

She needs some sort of feeding resource. They feed on electricity primarily. How they manage to store and digest is a very complicated formula that even I haven't been able to come to a conclusion on.

[hey N, no1curr]

majorcrotchgrab July 20 2011, 16:52:15 UTC

Hmm. Not a bad idea... I suppose I could try that.

surpass July 20 2011, 20:26:43 UTC

Good! Joltik still needs to eat somehow, so she will need some sort of cord regardless.

majorcrotchgrab July 21 2011, 18:10:51 UTC

So, I don't need to buy her food? Just cords?

surpass July 21 2011, 20:25:26 UTC

Of course. The most she will need to do is feed through cords.

That isn't to say she wouldn't enjoy berries as a treat...

[SPOIL HER RAIKOV, SPOIL HER ROTTEN]

majorcrotchgrab July 22 2011, 11:59:54 UTC

Would poffins be alright?

surpass July 22 2011, 14:53:32 UTC

That would depend.

[A PAUSE.]

... What are poffins?

majorcrotchgrab July 22 2011, 19:35:11 UTC

... You've never had a poffin?

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