[021 || voice]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Raikov isn't even bothering to disguise that he's bummed out. Who wouldn't be at the news he's about to reveal?]

Ampere the Pikachu has gone home to rejoin her family. She just left earlier today. ... She will be missed.

Comments

[blazinglizard]

No Russian Hulk Hogan to protect you, and now precious little Sparky's ditched your ass, too. Things ain't lookin' so good for ol' Tinkerbell, huh?

[majorcrotchgrab]

Yeah, I guess.

[blazinglizard]

Karma's a real bitch, ain't it?

[majorcrotchgrab]

Something like that.

[blazinglizard]

Maybe you just need something to take your mind off it.

Why not go check out a nature documentary? I was watchin' one the other day about how easy it is for predators to pick off prey once they're separated from their herd.

[majorcrotchgrab]

No, no thank you. I'd rather watch Bob Ross.

[blazinglizard]

If that's your idea of a Saturday night, whatever. See what those happy little trees can do for you.

[majorcrotchgrab]

He's very inspirational.

[blazinglizard]

And you're very lonely. I get it.

[majorcrotchgrab]

I'd ask you to keep me company but... Well, you don't swing that way.

[blazinglizard]

You're a fast learner.

[majorcrotchgrab]

You sure you don't want to try?

[blazinglizard]

If you're seriously even askin', then maybe I oughta take that back.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Heh.