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majorcrotchgrab

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May 28, 2010 01:25

i miss zhenya, new home, wtf is this, arrival, oranges, time paradox, new job, not raiden, inspire your heart with art!, in soviet russia..., wtf big boss, for the motherland

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umbreon_blacky May 28 2010, 05:28:36 UTC

[First Blacky was like "whoa, I forgot we had a video option" and then she was like "Jack what the hell are you doing"]

You may want to try a little harder on your disguise if you're hoping to make a convincing sockpuppet account.

video; 1/2 majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 05:31:07 UTC

Disguise...? What are you talking about? You don't mean....

video; majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 05:31:24 UTC

... I'm not Big Boss, if that's who you think I am.

Blacky is not feeling pretty enough for video today. WORDS WORDS WORDS umbreon_blacky May 28 2010, 05:35:18 UTC

Who?

Goodness, I had no idea you could pull off such a convincing accent. With a talent like that, you could easily nab a few roles in stage productions here and there...

video; LAME. majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 05:38:06 UTC

Ugh, I have been issued to an asylum, haven't I?

Text. You can see her later when she SEXUALLY HARRASSES YOU umbreon_blacky May 28 2010, 05:40:28 UTC

[Oh alright she'll play along. Obviously he has just realized his acting potential and is having fun getting into character.]

Yes. That's precisely where we are! And I'm afraid you're just another patient.

video; Raikov goes 8| majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 05:41:55 UTC

W-what?! But I'm not crazy! I just came here because Big Boss suggested it to me...

textu; just as planned umbreon_blacky May 28 2010, 05:44:11 UTC

Tell me more about this Big Boss character.

video; majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 05:46:23 UTC

Why should I? You should tell me about you first.

VIDEO TIMES. umbreon_blacky May 28 2010, 05:48:48 UTC

My, you really don't remember me?

[Teasing poutyface!]

video; GASP majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 05:49:45 UTC

No.

Re: video; GASP umbreon_blacky May 28 2010, 05:53:18 UTC

[That's... strange. He doesn't seem to be playing. Or he's a much better actor than Blacky would have ever given him credit for. But knowing this school, it's got to be some horrible memory wipe or something oh god. UXIE YOU BASTARD.]

It's me... Blacky.

video; majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 05:54:30 UTC

Sorry to disappoint but I've never seen you before in my life.

Re: video; umbreon_blacky May 28 2010, 05:58:55 UTC

That... That's ridiculous. Come on, Jack. [Nervous laugh.] You're quite the actor, but you're taking it a bit far, hm?

video; majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 05:59:54 UTC

I'm afraid you have me mistaken for someone else. My name is not Jack.

Re: video; umbreon_blacky May 28 2010, 06:00:33 UTC

Then who are you?

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