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majorcrotchgrab

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May 28, 2010 01:25

i miss zhenya, new home, wtf is this, arrival, oranges, time paradox, new job, not raiden, inspire your heart with art!, in soviet russia..., wtf big boss, for the motherland

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video; majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 05:40:12 UTC

... How do you know my father's name?!

Re: video; tank_rockarms May 28 2010, 05:43:45 UTC

Raiden, you were named after your dad??

I didn't know that.

And you. . . told me your name? Like a year ago? It's on all of your janitor stuff? It says "Raiden"

video; majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 05:45:47 UTC

No, only my middle name...

And we have never met before. Nor am I a "janitor."

Max couldn't work video if he wanted tank_rockarms May 28 2010, 05:47:44 UTC

No we have met, like. . . a lot of times.

Why're you dressed like you're in the army anyway? I'm the guy who's in the army but I ain't dressed like it.

video; Raikov would sure like to see him. =[ majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 05:49:03 UTC

We've never met! I don't even know who you are! And I'm wearing this because I am a major!

Make do with icons, Gay!Raiden tank_rockarms May 28 2010, 05:51:27 UTC

Raiden you're actin' weird today.

Why in the world is there an orange star on your hat? I'm a general in the Orange Star Army, you ain't.

video; XD majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 05:52:20 UTC

Raikov.

And it's a red star, idiot.

tank_rockarms May 28 2010, 05:54:57 UTC

Oh. You're from the Japanese version.

And don't call me an idiot, it looks orangy in the video. I ain't smart but you don't got to bring it up like that.

What's a Raikov?

video; majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 05:56:18 UTC

[he pinches the bridge of his nose]

I am Raikov.

tank_rockarms May 28 2010, 05:58:48 UTC

Wait. You mean you ain't Raiden but you're Raikov?

You look just like him. Are you his brother or something? You said he was your dad but you can't be his dad, Raiden's, like, my age.

video; majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 06:03:16 UTC

I don't have any siblings named after my father. ... And while I do look like him, he is much older than me, obviously.

Re: video; tank_rockarms May 28 2010, 06:05:51 UTC

Well. Okay then.

I guess I'd better introduce myself? Probably.

I'm Orange Star's direct combat specialist, C.O. Max. I'm also football captain at school here. If you need an orientation to the weight room, I'm your man.

video; majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 06:07:44 UTC

Orange Star...?

... And I would not mind checking out the weight room.

tank_rockarms May 28 2010, 06:13:31 UTC

Orange Star, it's in Macroland. Right next to Blue Moon.

Alright well I'm down there like. . . all the time. 7-8am, 4-6pm, and then 8-10pm every day but Sunday.

video; majorcrotchgrab May 28 2010, 06:15:24 UTC

... I've never heard of any of those.

Once I'm... settled in, I'll drop by.

In your future: More biceps than you ever thought humanly possible tank_rockarms May 28 2010, 06:37:13 UTC

Alright, lookin' forward to it, Raikov.

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