101 - West is the world's worst pet owner. But hey, you just had to ask Mailer to know that!

[major_west]

I'm beginning to believe this animal is made out of liquid.

If anybody finds a ferret, please inform me. It can still be a bit... bitey, so you're best off not reaching for it. Normally, I would let nature take its course, but Billy is rather fond of the animal.

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Would it be possible to obtain a few mice?

[OOC: That's West's way of saying

Comments

Bly is unhappy

[agent_bly]

That damn thing was in my room.

On my bed.

I came back and found it there.

You better catch it soon.

West is too :|

[major_west]

Well, what happened to it? I can't catch it if I don't know where it is.

[agent_bly]

How the hell should I know? It ran off the minute I started yelling at it.

[major_west]

That's helpful.

[naughtbutlife]

Forgive me for intruding, but laying out sweet things upon your floor might help you find your ferretPr

[major_west]

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They enjoy sweets?

[naughtbutlife]

Sweet things, yes. Honey-coated morsels, I have seen. You may be able to set a trap for your little missing beast.

[major_west]

That isn't a bad idea at all. I was going to try something with a bit of meat, but the smell...

I suppose I'm due for a trip to the kitchen, then. Thank you for the advice.

[possemagnet]

Does it look like a big rat?

[major_west]

No, it looks like a small weasel. Honestly, has nobody here taken a biology class?

[possemagnet]

I was just joking. And I was more preoccupied studying the biology of my teacher than the animals... and crap. But we've been over this.

Yeah I saw it, ran between my legs with a sliver of something or other - looked like ribbon, can't be sure. Level two.

I can help you catch the thing, if ya want.

[major_west]

Level two? Thank you.

If you spot it again, you're free to try.

[pleasesmirk]

That thing?

You're lucky I didn't beat it with my shoe. Very hard. It ran off too quickly. I think animals come back to where they're used to after a while, though.

[major_west]

Why on Earth would you beat it with your shoe?

[pleasesmirk]

Because, generally, the instinct is to kill rodents. I had no other way of attempting to kill it.

Again, good thing I missed it if it belongs to you.

[major_west]

For the last time: It isn't a rodent.

[you_run_i_chase]

That thing. It's lucky I didn't kill it. It was curled up inside my drawer. I opened it and the damned thing took off like a bat out of hell.

[Readable, but hard to be]I want my fucking thong back

It can keep what it took, but if I catch it in here again, I won't be held responsible.

[major_west]

Er. I must apologise; I didn't realise it was going to work its way into people's bedrooms.

Noted.