BREAKING NEWS!

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After becoming royally pissed that the furry intruder is not taking the bait, I have taken everything out of the closet... and I mean everything... with the exception of two very smooth boxes, a rather large bottle of Smirnoff and the trap. I have created the Gauntlet of Vengence, a narrow passageway that leads only to Peanut Butter Revenge, which is directly in front of the little bastard's hole.

Consider DOOM PHASE 2 officially initiated...