can I have your attention please?

[major_porn_hair]

1. I have a "new" phone.
2. It's AMAZING.
3. Way better than my old one!
4. I CAN RECORD MY OWN RINGTONES. ommmgggggggg
5. You can call/text me now :)
6. I'M EXHILIRATED!!!!

P.S. Here's what my old phone looks like: