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I was bored so I stole this from Tiffany and filled it out. I thought it was fun (but not really)
1)My uncle once: paddled out at bathtub beach in a canoe and hooked a steak on a giant hook and tried to catch sharks. (for real)
2)Never in my life: will I be unfaithful
3)When I was five: I broke my arm playing on some tires. The teacher didn't believe and put me in time out.
4)High School was: the best time of my life!
5)I will never forget: you.
6)I once met: Shaq. He's friggin huge. And grumpy.
7)There’s this guy/girl I know who: had sex on a beach and got sunburn.
8)Once, at a bar: I met a bunch of new friends and played bar games (or atleast watched everyone else play bar games.
9)By noon I’m usually: completely exhausted, ready for lunch, and dying to talk to Cat.
10)Last night: was awesome! I went to B and N with my lover and then to TGIF for soup and Surreal life, and to DQ for shakes and ice cream, and then the sidealk to talk and laugh and have the best time of my life.
11)If I had only: payed attention in class, I could have been (almost) as smart as Catty.
12)Next time I go to church: will be tomorrow night, and I will cry because I wont be able to go to Cat's house and bring her all the cds I burnt for her. *sigh*
13)Terry Schiavo: is the sad story of greed, tragedy, and death.
14)What worries me most: is failure, loneliness, and disappointing the people who care about me.
15)When I turn my head right, I see: a mountain...dew.
16)When I turn my head left, I see: OMG! That's DISGUSTING! Oh no, it's just my sister.
17)You know I’m lying when: I admit I'm wrong.
18)You know what I miss most about the eighties: Harvey Dangerfeild
19)If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Macbeth, so I could be haunted.
20)By this time, next year: I will (hopefully) be getting my A.A. and transfering to U.F. with my lover and renting an appartment and having wild sex every night. (just kidding)hehehe
21)A better name for me would be?: Susy
22)I have a hard time understanding: myself
23)If I ever go back to school I’ll: take my final exam and pass with flying colors and turn in my paper.
24)You know I like you if: Your name is Catherine C. Darlson and you like me back.
25)If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my foot. The left one, not the right. I hate that bastard.
26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro are: inovaters, world changers, and revolutionaries.
27)Take my advice, never: shove medication in your ears. You will go deaf and die.
28)My ideal breakfast is: Cat's omlettes.
29)A song I love, but do not have is: My Potato.
30)If you visit my hometown: I will threaten you with a shotgun and make you go back north.
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: all are here and gone in an instant. That's total bullshit. I don't know.
32)Why won’t anyone: point out all my flaws so I can be aware of what they are and refuse to change them?
Your Penis Name is: Little Juan
Get your own Penis Name
Your Inner European is French!
Smart and sophisticated.
You have the best of everything - at least, *you* think so.
Who's Your Inner European?