Rant #3?
im in the mood for another rant.and this seems like as good a time as any to do quite possibly the one i dont have much to say about.the stupid moronic dumbass chain paragraphs which are regularly sent over msn messenger and im sure also aol, yahoo and whatever else bollocks messengers there are on this earth.
i was sent this on msn one night...
"yes... forwarding time... SORRY
LOVE YOU: send this to ten ppl and tonight at midnight your true love will find you Something good will happen 2 you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years. Tomorrow is National Kiss Day. If you send 15ppl this in 15 Min you're safe"
so yes thats what i got sent.i will now proceed to say why it pissed me off.
1) "yes... forwarding time... SORRY" no youre not sorry you fucking dimwit.if you were sorry you wouldnt even send the bastard forwarded paragraph to me.i cant remember who sent this to me, i dont even care to tell the truth.i just hope they realise that one day when theyre on their deathbed, i was thinking of more humourous ways that they could die.like a lubricated chainsaw in the arse.
2) "send this to ten ppl" BUT look at the end... "If you send 15ppl this in 15 Min you're safe" ooh ooh ive been warned by words to do something to save my bacon.needless to say i shit my pants 10 times over after reading my saving grace at the end....but what gets me most is the sheer dumbassity of the person who sent this.you cant say send it to 10 then up the kitty to 15.thats just stupid.maybe you suffer from some sort of disease thats rotting your brain and/or dick, hopefully both, and this causes you to forget what you typed a mere 2 minutes MAXIMUM earlier.you utter utter retarded jizz stain.i think youd better start running cos in 15 minutes im getting my lube and chainsaw out...
3) "send this to ten ppl and tonight at midnight your true love
will find you" what if i dont want my true love to find me when im trying to get to sleep in bed you fuckhead??what if im happy in the relationship i have at the moment?do these things not cross your mind??so now, if i send this paragraph to 10 people, probably only 5 are online mind you, then i get some woman, or man appearing like something off star trek at the side of my bed at midnight?thats bloody amazing!!i might just partake in this piece of shit to see that happen!or stand on a pole like david blaine did and then make them appear!what a funny consequence!
4) "Something good will happen 2 you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get
ready for the biggest shock of your life." i think what actually happened was i took a crap.the shock might have been that after the preliminary hardish yet slimy first part followed a gunshot style burst from my colon and smeared the toilet with brown slimy residue.i wouldnt however call this the biggest shock of my life.its most likely somewhere around the bottom of my shock list.now if at 2:25 id shit a howler monkey which proceeded to rape me in my urethra then id have had the biggest shock of my life.how do you know anyway that something shocking, yet "good" is going to happen to me?why dont you use this new found power to make millions on tv instead of harrassing me you flea dick!?
5) "Whoever breaks this chain
letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years."
well thanks a lot for sending this opportunity for such great future problems to me you so called friend.if you wish this upon me then i hope you are attacked by locusts who eat everything you own INCLUDING your mothers breast milk which you undoubtably still drink seeing as you persist in sending these dumbass waste of space things to people AND believing them.i feel sorry for you.osama bin laden lives a more fulfilling and exciting life than you, and he lives in the mountains of outer fucking somalia or wherever he is now.
6) "Tomorrow is National Kiss Day."
ahhhh so why did i get this same message a couple days later?does national kiss day mean in britain, america, canada, france, uruguay, french polenesia?where is it national kiss day??give me the full correct information next time dumbass!
ill have to stop now because im too tired and cos i cant be arsed anymore with it also...this isnt really a good rant but meh.im tired and bored!
i was sent this on msn one night...
"yes... forwarding time... SORRY
LOVE YOU: send this to ten ppl and tonight at midnight your true love will find you Something good will happen 2 you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years. Tomorrow is National Kiss Day. If you send 15ppl this in 15 Min you're safe"
so yes thats what i got sent.i will now proceed to say why it pissed me off.
1) "yes... forwarding time... SORRY" no youre not sorry you fucking dimwit.if you were sorry you wouldnt even send the bastard forwarded paragraph to me.i cant remember who sent this to me, i dont even care to tell the truth.i just hope they realise that one day when theyre on their deathbed, i was thinking of more humourous ways that they could die.like a lubricated chainsaw in the arse.
2) "send this to ten ppl" BUT look at the end... "If you send 15ppl this in 15 Min you're safe" ooh ooh ive been warned by words to do something to save my bacon.needless to say i shit my pants 10 times over after reading my saving grace at the end....but what gets me most is the sheer dumbassity of the person who sent this.you cant say send it to 10 then up the kitty to 15.thats just stupid.maybe you suffer from some sort of disease thats rotting your brain and/or dick, hopefully both, and this causes you to forget what you typed a mere 2 minutes MAXIMUM earlier.you utter utter retarded jizz stain.i think youd better start running cos in 15 minutes im getting my lube and chainsaw out...
3) "send this to ten ppl and tonight at midnight your true love
will find you" what if i dont want my true love to find me when im trying to get to sleep in bed you fuckhead??what if im happy in the relationship i have at the moment?do these things not cross your mind??so now, if i send this paragraph to 10 people, probably only 5 are online mind you, then i get some woman, or man appearing like something off star trek at the side of my bed at midnight?thats bloody amazing!!i might just partake in this piece of shit to see that happen!or stand on a pole like david blaine did and then make them appear!what a funny consequence!
4) "Something good will happen 2 you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get
ready for the biggest shock of your life." i think what actually happened was i took a crap.the shock might have been that after the preliminary hardish yet slimy first part followed a gunshot style burst from my colon and smeared the toilet with brown slimy residue.i wouldnt however call this the biggest shock of my life.its most likely somewhere around the bottom of my shock list.now if at 2:25 id shit a howler monkey which proceeded to rape me in my urethra then id have had the biggest shock of my life.how do you know anyway that something shocking, yet "good" is going to happen to me?why dont you use this new found power to make millions on tv instead of harrassing me you flea dick!?
5) "Whoever breaks this chain
letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years."
well thanks a lot for sending this opportunity for such great future problems to me you so called friend.if you wish this upon me then i hope you are attacked by locusts who eat everything you own INCLUDING your mothers breast milk which you undoubtably still drink seeing as you persist in sending these dumbass waste of space things to people AND believing them.i feel sorry for you.osama bin laden lives a more fulfilling and exciting life than you, and he lives in the mountains of outer fucking somalia or wherever he is now.
6) "Tomorrow is National Kiss Day."
ahhhh so why did i get this same message a couple days later?does national kiss day mean in britain, america, canada, france, uruguay, french polenesia?where is it national kiss day??give me the full correct information next time dumbass!
ill have to stop now because im too tired and cos i cant be arsed anymore with it also...this isnt really a good rant but meh.im tired and bored!