Rant #5
yes i know i havent updated in a while but do i piss on you when you dont?now feck off
anyway.havent had a jolly old rant that minimal people see for a while, so i may as well go for it!
two simple words.panic buying.
with yet another pointless series of fuel protests by bulging fat apes that are lorry drivers, the protest being they stop thin people buying petrol for their car so they cant get around, unless they travel by bike which they can because they are thin, people will soon feel the need to go to asda, morrisons, and if theyre all bought out tesco, to buy anything and everything that will go stale, mouldy, brown and generally off in a few days just to feed their families for a couple of days.
"whats wrong with that, people need food" you say.yes, people need food.but its these fucks who are buying everything, even stuff they wouldnt eat normally like lets say caviar so other people cant eat.i hate talking about the world wars and such but do you think when there was going to be a lack of food back then people went out with their ration books and bought shitloads of milk and bread because there might not be any next week?no they didnt, do you know why?because they have some sense!they knew if they bought too much, then another person may starve, maybe their friends.yes i know ration books only allowed you to buy a certain amount of foodstuffs per week but shut up.
so when the fat lorry drivers drive to wales to protest, and asda trucks cant bring foods to the shops, bread will be hit hard, as will milk, and most likely condoms ("when everyone dies cos we bought all the food we will have to rebuild the worlds population honey, but you have aids and i dont want to catch it")
now what i think will happen is first off cheap white bread will be sold first.families stocking up with 80 loaves each because theyre too stupid to realise the bread will go stale and mouldy in a few days.next up expensive whites will go, like warburtons (bakers born inbred) and hovis.then theres no white bread.oh no!but brown bread is for arty farty types to these people.eating brown bread is like not having a black baby.illegal.but it says bread...so they buy all that!all the loaves are gone now.the bread sections of your supermarket...empty.but all their bread has gone stale.what to do now?they trek to the supermarket for a curry to soothe their jangling rectums.and come across...whats this?pitta....bread???a bread?!so they buy all the pitta bread.the whole of the indian fast food places and kebab shops go out of business.the world is a better place.finally the fuel protests bring a good point.and no im not being racist.i could make kebabs and indian foods and id want to be dead.this food is killing our children due to its additives (currys) and fat (kebab).anyway im straying.
once again there is no bread.they walk into the pasty shop.my god GINGERBREAD!they buy this and spread it with flora and make spam gingerbread butties.not a nice taste but we need bread.so this goes on, anything with bread in its name is eaten.britain is now breadless...apart from bread mix.people buy this wonderful invention, get home and dont know how to use it.the lack of bread has stopped their reading glands.eventually people realise that bicycles and walking can get you to places.fuel is no longer needed and the world becomes healthier.except in america where you cant get anywhere unless you have a 2 CAR garage.or are rich, and white.
the thing that pisses me off about panic buying the most is if they just got the same amounts as normal.if everyone bought what they would normally buy, there would be no shortages.we need people with shotguns at the entrances to supermarkets shooting people who buy more than 2 loaves.that way the morons would be killed and we wouldnt have a "bread crisis" or "milk shortage".buy your own cows dammit!i need the code for putting pics on again.have forgotten it.what is it?!
anyway.havent had a jolly old rant that minimal people see for a while, so i may as well go for it!
two simple words.panic buying.
with yet another pointless series of fuel protests by bulging fat apes that are lorry drivers, the protest being they stop thin people buying petrol for their car so they cant get around, unless they travel by bike which they can because they are thin, people will soon feel the need to go to asda, morrisons, and if theyre all bought out tesco, to buy anything and everything that will go stale, mouldy, brown and generally off in a few days just to feed their families for a couple of days.
"whats wrong with that, people need food" you say.yes, people need food.but its these fucks who are buying everything, even stuff they wouldnt eat normally like lets say caviar so other people cant eat.i hate talking about the world wars and such but do you think when there was going to be a lack of food back then people went out with their ration books and bought shitloads of milk and bread because there might not be any next week?no they didnt, do you know why?because they have some sense!they knew if they bought too much, then another person may starve, maybe their friends.yes i know ration books only allowed you to buy a certain amount of foodstuffs per week but shut up.
so when the fat lorry drivers drive to wales to protest, and asda trucks cant bring foods to the shops, bread will be hit hard, as will milk, and most likely condoms ("when everyone dies cos we bought all the food we will have to rebuild the worlds population honey, but you have aids and i dont want to catch it")
now what i think will happen is first off cheap white bread will be sold first.families stocking up with 80 loaves each because theyre too stupid to realise the bread will go stale and mouldy in a few days.next up expensive whites will go, like warburtons (bakers born inbred) and hovis.then theres no white bread.oh no!but brown bread is for arty farty types to these people.eating brown bread is like not having a black baby.illegal.but it says bread...so they buy all that!all the loaves are gone now.the bread sections of your supermarket...empty.but all their bread has gone stale.what to do now?they trek to the supermarket for a curry to soothe their jangling rectums.and come across...whats this?pitta....bread???a bread?!so they buy all the pitta bread.the whole of the indian fast food places and kebab shops go out of business.the world is a better place.finally the fuel protests bring a good point.and no im not being racist.i could make kebabs and indian foods and id want to be dead.this food is killing our children due to its additives (currys) and fat (kebab).anyway im straying.
once again there is no bread.they walk into the pasty shop.my god GINGERBREAD!they buy this and spread it with flora and make spam gingerbread butties.not a nice taste but we need bread.so this goes on, anything with bread in its name is eaten.britain is now breadless...apart from bread mix.people buy this wonderful invention, get home and dont know how to use it.the lack of bread has stopped their reading glands.eventually people realise that bicycles and walking can get you to places.fuel is no longer needed and the world becomes healthier.except in america where you cant get anywhere unless you have a 2 CAR garage.or are rich, and white.
the thing that pisses me off about panic buying the most is if they just got the same amounts as normal.if everyone bought what they would normally buy, there would be no shortages.we need people with shotguns at the entrances to supermarkets shooting people who buy more than 2 loaves.that way the morons would be killed and we wouldnt have a "bread crisis" or "milk shortage".buy your own cows dammit!i need the code for putting pics on again.have forgotten it.what is it?!