Random Rantings
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We here at MeowCentral have done extensive research in various social fields and have come up with a few pointers for your everyday life.
1. You treat him like shit - expect him to start not liking that. Besides, everyone told him you were a bitch, he's going to see we're right.
2. No aspirations? That's okay! We can pay your bills for you! I make WAY too much money anyhow! I love how my taxes go to work!
3. Put some fucking clothes on... I don't want to see your ass crack, nor do I want to see your hairy goddamned chest.
4. Feed your kids - look, I know times are tight for all of us, but take care of the creatures you brought into this world before stuffing your fat fucking face.
5. Stop spending money like it's free: going on Point #2 and #4 here. Don't spend $40 to get your nails done, then later bitch about how you need groceries.
6. Mind your business. I can't stress this enough. The more people you get involved, the more fucked up your piddly little situation is going to be.
7. Cheaters: seriously, if you are not satisfied with the piece of ass you are currently getting, move on. No need to hurt someone/give them a disease just because you want to get your dick wet.
8. Homewreckers: go die. If you are so unhappy with your life that you must destroy the lives of others, you need serious counseling. Nobody likes people like you.
9. If you can't walk in high heels, don't wear them. You don't look attractive teetering on pencil-thin heels. Even I have days where heels are a no-go.
10. Drama - do I even need to go here? For the love of the gods, PLEASE, refrain from introducing drama into every situation you walk into. You make me want to vomit!
***THIS CONCLUDES OUR PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***
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We here at MeowCentral have done extensive research in various social fields and have come up with a few pointers for your everyday life.
1. You treat him like shit - expect him to start not liking that. Besides, everyone told him you were a bitch, he's going to see we're right.
2. No aspirations? That's okay! We can pay your bills for you! I make WAY too much money anyhow! I love how my taxes go to work!
3. Put some fucking clothes on... I don't want to see your ass crack, nor do I want to see your hairy goddamned chest.
4. Feed your kids - look, I know times are tight for all of us, but take care of the creatures you brought into this world before stuffing your fat fucking face.
5. Stop spending money like it's free: going on Point #2 and #4 here. Don't spend $40 to get your nails done, then later bitch about how you need groceries.
6. Mind your business. I can't stress this enough. The more people you get involved, the more fucked up your piddly little situation is going to be.
7. Cheaters: seriously, if you are not satisfied with the piece of ass you are currently getting, move on. No need to hurt someone/give them a disease just because you want to get your dick wet.
8. Homewreckers: go die. If you are so unhappy with your life that you must destroy the lives of others, you need serious counseling. Nobody likes people like you.
9. If you can't walk in high heels, don't wear them. You don't look attractive teetering on pencil-thin heels. Even I have days where heels are a no-go.
10. Drama - do I even need to go here? For the love of the gods, PLEASE, refrain from introducing drama into every situation you walk into. You make me want to vomit!
***THIS CONCLUDES OUR PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***
~For all your needs, choose MeowCentral!~