Another rant...
Ranting starts here:
I don't want that much out of life. I'm a pretty calm guy with low expectations who just kind of goes with the flow. All I want is a few books, a high powered education, a tenured professorship in the humanities, a swimming pool full of green jello, the mass extinction of all spiders that scare me, an episode of 30 Rock guest starring Meryl Streep, delicious cheesecake that is somehow good for you, a dvd-jukebox that eliminates the need for me to get up and change a disc, and an island with an amazing house with an air conditioner that make's Mr. Freeze's gun look like a one of those cheap fans from Wal-Mart. See, my demands out of life aren't too unreasonable.
I really don't know where all of that came from, honestly. And yes, it is meant to be ironic.
Rant ends here...
Potter-Update: I checked out the imdb page for the Deathly Hallows film(s), and I was extremely pleased to see that everyone is returning! John Hurt is going to be in them--not to mention basically the entire British acting task force. Seriously, like every amazing actor in England, except for Jeremy Irons, Judi Dench, and Ian Holme, is going to be in this movie. Emma Thompson (Professor Trelawney) won't be returning, and that kind of irritates as she is my second favorite living actress. We have great news though: Bill Nighly (aka Davy Jones of Pirates of the Caribbean series, Phillip from Shaun of the Dead, and "I feel it in my fingers" guy from Love Actually) is going to play the new minister of magic! My god, I could pee! I'm really excited! They couldn't ruin this for me if they tried! I take that back so hard: they could take out the opening scene of Deathly Hallows. I'd burn down Warner Bros. Studios. Dammit, that bitch wrote that exposition for me!
I don't want that much out of life. I'm a pretty calm guy with low expectations who just kind of goes with the flow. All I want is a few books, a high powered education, a tenured professorship in the humanities, a swimming pool full of green jello, the mass extinction of all spiders that scare me, an episode of 30 Rock guest starring Meryl Streep, delicious cheesecake that is somehow good for you, a dvd-jukebox that eliminates the need for me to get up and change a disc, and an island with an amazing house with an air conditioner that make's Mr. Freeze's gun look like a one of those cheap fans from Wal-Mart. See, my demands out of life aren't too unreasonable.
I really don't know where all of that came from, honestly. And yes, it is meant to be ironic.
Rant ends here...
Potter-Update: I checked out the imdb page for the Deathly Hallows film(s), and I was extremely pleased to see that everyone is returning! John Hurt is going to be in them--not to mention basically the entire British acting task force. Seriously, like every amazing actor in England, except for Jeremy Irons, Judi Dench, and Ian Holme, is going to be in this movie. Emma Thompson (Professor Trelawney) won't be returning, and that kind of irritates as she is my second favorite living actress. We have great news though: Bill Nighly (aka Davy Jones of Pirates of the Caribbean series, Phillip from Shaun of the Dead, and "I feel it in my fingers" guy from Love Actually) is going to play the new minister of magic! My god, I could pee! I'm really excited! They couldn't ruin this for me if they tried! I take that back so hard: they could take out the opening scene of Deathly Hallows. I'd burn down Warner Bros. Studios. Dammit, that bitch wrote that exposition for me!