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riding my bike downtown means that someday, i will indeed be hit by a car. it is inevitable. and the ones responsible will be either an old geezer in a bright red hot rod who is way beyond driving years and can no longer see much less drive the speed limit, someone to busy talking on their cell phone to look before they back out of their parking space, someone who doesn't want to wait the extra three second that it takes me to cross the road, or some teenage boy who thinks that he is the shit in his truck that's bigger than his ego. this angers me! in the time that it took me to ride to the post office, i counted six times of close encouters. SIX. it is going to happen someday!
yesterday, laura's neighbor (see also: the guy next door in the bright yellow house) was at home when he saw the top of a woman's head kind of bobbing in his window. she was crouched down in his garden and naturally he went outside to see what the hell she was doing. when she saw him come out, she stood up, pulled up her pants and ran off - after she had taken a dump in his lawn... and today the culprit was back, and when she saw him looking out the window, she ran over to our house and dumped there! they fucking saw her!! they called the cops with a description, and i can tell you that they are rather curious about the whole situation. they asked us to take a picture, and i hope that someone takes one with her in action. i have no idea what she was thinking - but mean while we have a pile of HUMAN TURDS in our driveway. this is madness. so be warned of serial dummpers out looking for a nice lawn to have their way with.
and can someone PLEASE tell me where the hell half my music went too?? it just sort of disappeared off my itunes and i'm rather annoyed. i used to have emule, back in the day when that shit was legal.
yesterday, laura's neighbor (see also: the guy next door in the bright yellow house) was at home when he saw the top of a woman's head kind of bobbing in his window. she was crouched down in his garden and naturally he went outside to see what the hell she was doing. when she saw him come out, she stood up, pulled up her pants and ran off - after she had taken a dump in his lawn... and today the culprit was back, and when she saw him looking out the window, she ran over to our house and dumped there! they fucking saw her!! they called the cops with a description, and i can tell you that they are rather curious about the whole situation. they asked us to take a picture, and i hope that someone takes one with her in action. i have no idea what she was thinking - but mean while we have a pile of HUMAN TURDS in our driveway. this is madness. so be warned of serial dummpers out looking for a nice lawn to have their way with.
and can someone PLEASE tell me where the hell half my music went too?? it just sort of disappeared off my itunes and i'm rather annoyed. i used to have emule, back in the day when that shit was legal.