Plastic Turtles and Milking Bulls!!
Heh heh heh i have had the WEIRDEST day!!! in Biology ashley was talking about having to do chores and sandeep called her a redneck and she was like "yup! ma made me milk the cows.. so i did.. well, i tried" and then I piped up and said "until you started to wonder why there was only one and how it could POSSIBLY take that long to get the milk out! then you realized that it wasnt a cow at all.. it was the BULL!!" by then everyone at our table was laughing so hard they were crying! and THEN i just couldnt help myself "Ma wanted cereal for breakfast with fresh milk... 'why's the milk so chunky Pa?? tastes kinda salty too!!!'..so yer Pa took a glass and drank it and said ' i know what that is!!! where'd you get that from??' "well i thought it was a cow.. but it sure wasnt Bessie!" from that day forward.. we all wondered about Pa! LMAO!!! you SOOOO had to be there! it was FANTABULOUS!!! the accent made it even better!!!
at lunch Owen's girlfriend had a plastic turtle.. and i was like. "how great would it be to have a house on your back?? you could be like ' screw you! i'm goin home' and pop yourself into yer shell! *tukk*(ya gotta hear it to know what it sounds like)
i decided that the turtle and i were going to dance.. so i put it on my head and started doing the twist! and people would try to take her off my head, but i saw their shadows and yelled!! lol i'm apparently going to have its love children
anyhoo... i'm going home..
~Teri
at lunch Owen's girlfriend had a plastic turtle.. and i was like. "how great would it be to have a house on your back?? you could be like ' screw you! i'm goin home' and pop yourself into yer shell! *tukk*(ya gotta hear it to know what it sounds like)
i decided that the turtle and i were going to dance.. so i put it on my head and started doing the twist! and people would try to take her off my head, but i saw their shadows and yelled!! lol i'm apparently going to have its love children
anyhoo... i'm going home..
~Teri