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The Stupid Test; Read over these questions, if anything here has happened to you...
put an X for each that it true.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door many times.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rythm.
[X] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words on you.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.
Total: 25
NOW, take that number and multiply it by 2.6 to get your percent.
I'm 65% stupid! wtf.