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[majean]

$25 to whoever wants to clean my fish tank.
$10 to whoever is willing to type this short story up for me.

I think Dumas had the right idea. Come up with the stories, then pay people to write them in your name. Only in this case, I just want someone to type them for me. I can handle the writing. So far.

Comments

[staryfox6]

hell i need extra money! i'll do both!

[majean]

Okay. The tank needs to be drained and completely scrubbed down with hot water (no chemicals). I should probably get new rocks, too. I bought new plants because I can't seem to get rid of the nasty black stuff that is growing on everything. :(

[jade_maxwell]

YES TO ALL OF THE ABOVE.

[jade_maxwell]

WAIT. I LIVE IN CA. I'LL TYPE FOR YOU, LARISSA CAN DO THE TANK.

I need money. :(

[majean]

And I dictate over the phone? XD What I need is a scanner that will scan what I write and automatically convert it to type.

[jade_maxwell]

You know how dumb I am? It didn't even occur to me that you'd need to tell me the story over the phone.

WTF I need sleep.