Thought it was funny...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I punched poysun in the arm (-10 points). Last month I pulled dorkestxsohl's hair (-5 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, aerithia (-5000 points). In April I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday dm_iyce and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5704 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
maja_lena
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I pulled over and changed dm_iyce's flat tire (15 points). In November I caught a purse-snatcher who stole defect_girl's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In October I gave dorkestxsohl a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In March I put money in dead_memory666's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (435 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
maja_lena
Damn straight! I want a pony!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In September, I recruited carl_tino as a new cultist (30 points). In June, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon carl_tino (65 points). In November, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In December, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In March, I exposed poysun to soul-rending horrors (250 points). When the stars were right, I sacrificed defect_girl to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (970 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
maja_lena
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