Meme-age pinched from nathan-p
I applied for med yesterday. It's happening......
Fuck, Still need a job. Fuck, still need a flat.
It's lunchtime. I'm hungry.
Choose 10 of your OC's.
1: Alysha
2: Kayte
3: Aymee Heward
4: Ursula (who's actually Supergirrl's but who cares...)
5: Laura (Gemini)
6: EKAE
7: Such
8: Raven
9: Server
10: Mahalia Batchelder.
1) 4 (Ursula) invites 3 (Aymee) and 8 (Raven) to dinner at their house. What happens?
Ursula and Raven bitchfight, Ursula wins hands down, Raven sulks (the emo) and Aymee probably writes a book about it all.
2) 9 (Server) tries to get 5 (Laura) to go to a strip club.
Both are Major underage, so this is hilariousity. Um, Server probably wants to know why humans do it, and both would wall hug like nobody's business.
3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 (Alysha) or 6 (EKAE)?
Alysha's living with Gazzy, whereas EKAE's a Marysue. For my sanity, Alysha.
4) 2 (Kayte) and 7 (Such) are making out. 10 (Mahalia) walks in...Their reaction?
There's a pair of kids snogging. I think she'd be disturbed. Then she'd run and tell Jeb.
5) 3 (Aymee) falls in love with 6 (EKAE). 8 (Raven) is jealous. What happens?
Raven tries to kill EKAE and probably suceeds. Once the Sue is dead, Aymee comes to her senses and returns to her proper time with many emotional scars.
6) 4 (Ursula) jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10 (Mahalia), 2 (Kayte) or 7(Such)?
Mahalia would like to but isn't that stupid, Kayte would try and get her ass kicked, Such would say that it had to happen and let it. Cow
7) 1 (Alysha) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Raven has thoroughly browbeat her for her stupidity, and now both are settling back down into nice, anonymous, normal life.
8) 5 (Laura) is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 (Server) do?
Um, Which Laura? Okay, say it's the original, and Server (back when she's the School's bitch) tells someone to go get her. Then she gets healed/resurrected. Then there is major bitchslapping among the higher ups because What The Hell is Laura doing in a car!?
9) 3 (Aymee) has to marry either 8 (Raven), 4 (Ursula) or 9 (Server). Who do they choose?
By Aymee's time, they're all dead, and this is generally frowned upon. Besides, she shacks up with Omega.
10) 7 (Such) kidnaps 2 (Kayte) and demands something from 5 (Laura) for 2's release. What is it?
Sanity? What can a seven year old girl get for you?
11) You get to meet either 1 (Alysha) or 6 (EKAE). Who do you choose?
EKAE. Self insertion is a sign of suedom, right? So my sue powers can kill it dead? Coz, you know, EKAE annoyed me, and I made her!
12) 10 (Mahalia) challenges 4 (Ursula) to a chariot race. Why?
They're both dead, rotting in hell, and want rights on Jeb's sorry carcass, because Jeb turned Mahalia's son into an Eraser and killed Ursula's son. Satan judges. Ursula wins, but only by a hair, and Ursula lets Mahalia hold Jeb down.
13) Everyone gangs up on 3 (Aymee). Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Aymee is a wuss. She's educated to the point where she thinks violence is bad, and all that hard work growing up went to pot at the Church. On the other hand, Aymee has Omega's balls, and Omega can kick your ass. Anyday. Biotches.
14) Everyone is invited to 2 (Kayte) and 10's (Mahalia's) wedding except for 8 (Raven). How do they react?
She's really really glad, because she doesn't really want to see the train wreck that is a thirteen-year-old shark-hybrid marrying a thirty-something former-scientist who, oh yeah, just happened to be married to Jeb for a while! Kayte kills Mahalia at the altar and steals all the money and/or uses Mahalia for leverage against Jeb.
15) Why is 6 (EKAE) afraid of 7(Such)?
Such Knows. Such Knows Everything.
16) 10 (Mahalia) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Not Well At All. (Alysha and Laura are the only ones that really like fairytales, everyone else thinks that they're stupid.)
17) 1(Alysha) arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Nobody cares. At all. And she's late because of something Gazzy did.
18) 5(Laura) and 9(Server) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Server makes every appliance in the house explode, the house catches fire, and we all die a burny, burny death.
19) 3(Aymee), 8(Raven), 6(EKAE) and 4(Ursula) all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Aymee and EKAE spend the whole time arguing about sending Aymee back, Ursula and Raven argue about anything, Ursula eats the animals which EKAE and Raven have set free from their cages, and somebody sets something on fire.
Raven doesn't believe in birthday parties, so she sulks the whole time, and she says she doesn't need presents, but is secretly glad when she gets something.
EKAE gets her a sparkly pair of shoes, Ursula gives her a really sharp knife, and Aymee gets her a nice, sensible book.
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
EKAE is tied up and they're protesting against my Sue-Creation. I hand them sporks. They leave, but I never quite get the bloodstains off the concrete.
21) 9 (Server) murders 2's (Kayte's) best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Server murders Kayte's brothers, I presume. Kayte holds a lifelong grudge, but she's too smart to try anything, because Server will make her head explode.
22) 6(EKAE) and 1(Alysha) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themself or 1?
Hmm. If EKAE saved herself, she'd survive and all that... if EKAE saved Alysha, then she'd die all nobly and shit, and probably has some Jesus-I-Rise-From-The-Dead power. Besides, Alysha's her little brother's girlfriend, and everyone would be so in awe when she did come back to life. And wow. Sue.
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Server will get run over by a truck the first time she crosses the street.
24) 5 (Laura) is trapped in a cave. 10 (Mahalia) comes to rescue them. What happens?
It's a trap. Laura and her clones beat Mahalia senseless, leave her for the vultures and run away giggling like seven year olds.
25) 3(Aymee) starts a day camp. What happens?
Education. Unfortunately. So nobody attends. They're busy with the harvest.
26) 4(Ursula), 6(EKAE) , and 7(Such) are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8(Raven) walks in. What happens?
Ursula does not do the hokey-pokey. Ever. And if she did then she'd kill every witness afterwards so that nobody would know.
27) 1(Alysha) starts to write a fan-fiction where 9(Server) and 10(Mahalia) are going out. What is 2's(Kayte's) reaction?
Kayte, thankfully, has no way of knowing. Otherwise she'd never be capable of seeing again. *is blinded*
28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Of course it is. Such would know as it happened what would make her cake turn out wrong, and would make sure that it turned out right.
29) 8 (Raven) and 3(Aymee) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Raven kills something and eats it raw. Aymee sulks. Her book got wet.
30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogeyman or something like that instead.)
Raven kills it. Raven likes killing things. Aymee wishes Omega was here.
31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Hunt me down. With stakes.