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[maitimo]

*decides to visit Cáno*

*if only to get away from his own children's incessant bitching at each other*

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[maglor_harper]

*Is currently bitching about a magazine review of his latest single*

Wouldn't know good lyrical content if it bit him on the ass, useless hack.

*Throws the magazine in the corner.*

*HUFFS.*

[maitimo]

:o

What happened? Did Elrond beat you at chess?

[maglor_harper]

Reading reviews is never a good idea. Boredom makes you read reviews, egro, boredom is bad.

[maitimo]

Well, let me assuage this boredom for a while. :) You've got till 9.15.

*sits next to the bed* How are you feeling?

[maglor_harper]

Hurrah! She loves those damn mortals more than me!

*nods* Better, now that I've cracked the self-medication thing. I'm counting the hours until I can get out of here.

[maitimo]

*arches an eyebrow* Self-medication? Do I want to know?

[maglor_harper]

Oh, just one of Elladan's herbal remedies. You know, to take the edge off the pain but I overdid it and turned into a surrealist for a minute there. Lindorie came into show me a city-sketch she'd done. I told her it would be better if she drew comedy moustaches on all the figures and draped a clock-face over the Mindon. :\

[maitimo]

*chuckles* You know, I think we could do with that bloody tower being demolished but, failing that, a clock-face would at least give it a purpose.

[maglor_harper]

Morno was telling me that the Mindon is inhabited once again. I can see Ada frothing at the mouth already...

[maitimo]

I thought I felt a disturbance in the Force, all right...

[maglor_harper]

I've been stuck in here and I'm more up on the gossip than you are. What's your excuse? :p

[maitimo]

Ariel got adopted by my mun grew a bit more. Now she and Canyo spend all their time bitching at each other. Is it any wonder I can't keep up with the city's gossip?

[maglor_harper]

Hmmm...sibling bitchery rivalry. All right, I absolve thee.

HOW bad was the bitching? Canyo hasn't been swearing in front of my ickle girl has he? >.>

[maitimo]

Cheers, 'preciate it.

Not that I'm aware of although it's pretty bad. I mean, between them, there's a Feanorian and a Fingolfinian. That's high pedigree bitchery.

...

I tried to teach Canyo how to throw knives.

[maglor_harper]

*Can't help but pick up on the slightly disappointed tone in your voice*

You tried to teach him. Uh-huh. And?

[maitimo]

He accidentally killed a chicken.

*looks positively mortified*