Probably about the same time I settled down, women are vicious, insatiable, compliment-addicts.
*ahem* Yes. Anyway. Moving swiftly on, Have you had a chance to have a proper look around? There's a few changes here and there. Like the pond at the front? Don't go near. Seriously. Or you'll lose your other hand.
And they force you to be oberservant. I mean, if you don't instantly notice when they've done something new with their hair and make the correct comment, you're gonna be humping your hand for a lonnnng time.
Ada'll get the servants onto that, don't worry. And Cook...Cook's gotten worse since you've been gone. He has a tendency to hide on the roof when he's upset...that usually happens when Maglor comes to visit.
*shuffles through the halls, looking for Maedhros and trying to avoid Cook.*
Maedhros? You about? Ada said you'd got a brainwrong! Maedhros?
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*blinks*
You're still a boy. Oh, good.
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*Manly!Hugs*
Oh yeah, I'm still a boy, the only one who's ALWAYS been a boy and ALWAYS will be. I'm proud.
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*hugs back manly-ly too*
How are you, kid?
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*nods* I'm good. Surprisingly settled, but not domesticated, no fear!
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You're settled?
With who??
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*ahem*
Finduilas.
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*racks his brain*
Finduilas, Finduilas... Nope. Doesn't ring a bell. Nice girl, is she?
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Oh yes, great gal...She's Orodreth's daughter. By Aredhel.
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*shrugs*
*processes what he said*
So... she's your first cousin once removed, twice over?
Niiiice.
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Uh...yeah, that's right. Incestastic. :D
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*shuffles and blushes at the mention of incest*
*ome, feels awkward*
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*ahem* Yes. Anyway. Moving swiftly on, Have you had a chance to have a proper look around? There's a few changes here and there. Like the pond at the front? Don't go near. Seriously. Or you'll lose your other hand.
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I haven't really looked around. Everything in my quarters is buried in dust an inch thick. Cook keeps screeching so I haven't gone near the kitchen.
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Ada'll get the servants onto that, don't worry. And Cook...Cook's gotten worse since you've been gone. He has a tendency to hide on the roof when he's upset...that usually happens when Maglor comes to visit.
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Why the roof?
I tested the water this morning -- asked him if he'd toast a few bagels. He ran off, wielding a meat cleaver and screaming "bort bort bort".
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