Don't call it a come back.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Adam is driving past me as we speak. Jen is in Texas. I miss someone from a year ago, who no longer exists I guess.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Much less than I use to. Now I'v gone and gotten friends.)
✓ I own lots of books. (But not as many as I would like.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (They get all the attention, too.)
× I love to play video games. (Guitar Hero, a little.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Once or twice. I failed both times.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Aren't I naughty.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I'm only one preson's ex, and I hope he doesn't consider me a psycho.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (I don't often follow my beliefs though.)
× I curse sometimes. (Sometimes? Fuck no.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Mostly fo the better, I hope.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (My razor like wit, sure.)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (Mine.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Unfortuneately.)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Stop looking at me like that.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (THere's this mole only neck that I hate.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Right now. An hour ago. An hour from now.)
✓ I love sushi. (Mmm Hmm)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (It's a nervous thing.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Baa ha ha.)
✓ I have long hair. (Mid shoulder blades now.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (One amazing brother.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (There are perks to being a theatre major.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (It would certainly suck though.)
× I like the way that I look. (Meh.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Leaving things out counts, doesn't it.)
× I am usually pessimistic. (Realistic.)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Welcome to being a Capricorn.)
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (I dunno.... I can see the arguement both ways.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (I slept with someone till they became my roommate.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (Wouldn't you like to know.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (And they are all amazing people who are going to be at my Kate Mucho party.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Every chance I get... Where is Madison?)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (It's the only way I have of communicating with a few people.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop. (I like wandering around downtown.. And there are windows there.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Sometimes. Seriously.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (And I know how to use it.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I chose to fall asleep, there's a difference. Right?)
× I've rejected someone before. (I don't think so. I'm usually pretty compliant... It's a problem I have.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (I like/love everybody.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I know, I just have no clue how to go about it.)
× I want to have children in the future. (Maybe I'll adopt. These are not genetics that you pass along.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Oh boy, oh boy)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (I get a cold once or twice a year. It might be seasonal, but it's just a cold.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (And am proud to admit it.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (If I think they're funny.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (3 or 4.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (He he. Whisky...)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (No, sir.)
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (Someone in the house does.)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Ol' Cash can balladiere me anytime.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Or so Ashley thinks.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (And a wonderful chance for attention.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (I've only been out on one 'technical' date. But the people I hang out with like that are usually out of the circle.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Chipper, even.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (Guys or gays?)
× Democrat. (Kinda.)
× Republican. (Where? Shoot it, shoot it.)
✓ I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Appearantly.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Sorta.)
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. (I wish.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (But I'm currently on the wagon, thank you.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (Yes, sir.)
✓ I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I have to wear one for work, somtimes I can rock it.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I'm such a wimp.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (And Ikicked their asses.)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (I defriended some one (or two) on MySpace cause I thought their bullitens were stupid.)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (When on stage.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (I WISH!! London, Africa, Japan... I want to go everywhere.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Never met him, so I guess he kind of has.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I know, Iknow, I'm pathetic.)
✓ I am a Libertarian. (I guess.)
× I can speak more than one language. (I use to be decent at ASL. Not so much anymore.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (It depends... I read a lot of plays.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Say hello to my senior year.)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (But it's not intentional.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Prolly.)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Have you seen my face?)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Only the best of friends... and a few strangers.)
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Huh?)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Boy, howdy.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Use to.)
✓ I love to sing. (I seriously suck, though.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads. (Again, use to.)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Adam is driving past me as we speak. Jen is in Texas. I miss someone from a year ago, who no longer exists I guess.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Much less than I use to. Now I'v gone and gotten friends.)
✓ I own lots of books. (But not as many as I would like.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (They get all the attention, too.)
× I love to play video games. (Guitar Hero, a little.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Once or twice. I failed both times.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Aren't I naughty.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I'm only one preson's ex, and I hope he doesn't consider me a psycho.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (I don't often follow my beliefs though.)
× I curse sometimes. (Sometimes? Fuck no.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Mostly fo the better, I hope.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (My razor like wit, sure.)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (Mine.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Unfortuneately.)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Stop looking at me like that.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (THere's this mole only neck that I hate.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Right now. An hour ago. An hour from now.)
✓ I love sushi. (Mmm Hmm)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (It's a nervous thing.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Baa ha ha.)
✓ I have long hair. (Mid shoulder blades now.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (One amazing brother.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (There are perks to being a theatre major.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (It would certainly suck though.)
× I like the way that I look. (Meh.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Leaving things out counts, doesn't it.)
× I am usually pessimistic. (Realistic.)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Welcome to being a Capricorn.)
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (I dunno.... I can see the arguement both ways.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (I slept with someone till they became my roommate.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (Wouldn't you like to know.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (And they are all amazing people who are going to be at my Kate Mucho party.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Every chance I get... Where is Madison?)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (It's the only way I have of communicating with a few people.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop. (I like wandering around downtown.. And there are windows there.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Sometimes. Seriously.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (And I know how to use it.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I chose to fall asleep, there's a difference. Right?)
× I've rejected someone before. (I don't think so. I'm usually pretty compliant... It's a problem I have.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (I like/love everybody.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I know, I just have no clue how to go about it.)
× I want to have children in the future. (Maybe I'll adopt. These are not genetics that you pass along.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Oh boy, oh boy)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (I get a cold once or twice a year. It might be seasonal, but it's just a cold.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (And am proud to admit it.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (If I think they're funny.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (3 or 4.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (He he. Whisky...)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (No, sir.)
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (Someone in the house does.)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Ol' Cash can balladiere me anytime.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Or so Ashley thinks.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (And a wonderful chance for attention.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (I've only been out on one 'technical' date. But the people I hang out with like that are usually out of the circle.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Chipper, even.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (Guys or gays?)
× Democrat. (Kinda.)
× Republican. (Where? Shoot it, shoot it.)
✓ I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Appearantly.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Sorta.)
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. (I wish.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (But I'm currently on the wagon, thank you.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (Yes, sir.)
✓ I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I have to wear one for work, somtimes I can rock it.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I'm such a wimp.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (And Ikicked their asses.)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (I defriended some one (or two) on MySpace cause I thought their bullitens were stupid.)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (When on stage.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (I WISH!! London, Africa, Japan... I want to go everywhere.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Never met him, so I guess he kind of has.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I know, Iknow, I'm pathetic.)
✓ I am a Libertarian. (I guess.)
× I can speak more than one language. (I use to be decent at ASL. Not so much anymore.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (It depends... I read a lot of plays.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Say hello to my senior year.)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (But it's not intentional.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Prolly.)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Have you seen my face?)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Only the best of friends... and a few strangers.)
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Huh?)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Boy, howdy.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Use to.)
✓ I love to sing. (I seriously suck, though.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads. (Again, use to.)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.