Tee Hee, &c
Three people whose parents intended them to be porn actors:
1.) Randy Johnson
2.) Dick Wolf
3.) President Bush
Although, perhaps, #2 may have been a rejected member of Guitar Wolf..."Dude dude dude dude dude dude, that's not an instrument! You can't play that!"
[Edit] Perhaps it should be mentioned that Guitar Wolf is a band in which all three members are named after the instruments they play (the drummer is Drum Wolf, the guitarist is Guitar Wolf, and the bassist is Bass Wolf).
1.) Randy Johnson
2.) Dick Wolf
3.) President Bush
Although, perhaps, #2 may have been a rejected member of Guitar Wolf..."Dude dude dude dude dude dude, that's not an instrument! You can't play that!"
[Edit] Perhaps it should be mentioned that Guitar Wolf is a band in which all three members are named after the instruments they play (the drummer is Drum Wolf, the guitarist is Guitar Wolf, and the bassist is Bass Wolf).