Here Comes the Drunk Monk With A Quart of Valentine
So I finally got my van BITCHES! 1993 Aerostar. Pimp as fuck, and ghetto as shit. Hella sweet, now I just need my license.
Have You Ever
1. Kissed your cousin?: Hell no.
2. Ran away?: Nope.
3. Pictured your crush naked?: Who HAVEN'T I pictured naked?
4. Actually seen your crush naked?: One or two of them.
5. Broken someone's heart?: I think twice unintentionally.
6. Been in love?: Yeah, unfortunately.
7. Cried when someone died?: Yeah.
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have?: Hahahahahahaha. Who doesn't?
9. Broken a bone?: Nope.
10. Drank alcohol?: Hells yeah, bitch!
11. Lied?: No. What the hell kinda question is that?
12. Cried in school?: In like the 5th grade. Prolly the sixth grade too.
Which is Better
13. Coke or Pepsi?: Pepsi
14. Sprite or 7UP?: Sprite
15. Girls or guys?: Sexually I'd have to go with guys, guys all the way.
16. Flowers or candy?: Candy
17. Scruffy or clean shaven?: Shaved.
18. Quiet or loud?: Depends on what's goin on.
19. Blondes or brunettes?: Tough decision.
20. Nice or playas?: Nice.
21. Tall or short?: Both.
22. undies or boxers?: Boxers
With the Opposite Sex
23. What do you notice first?: Breasteses.
24. Last person you slow danced with?: I dont remember, so I'm just gonna say my mom.
25. Worst question to ask?: Cant you shut up?
26. Last person you showered with?: Last week with Shannon Elizabeth, Selma Hayek, and Rachel Leigh Cook when they came to borry some sugar.
27. Had a great time with the oppostie sex?: Good times, Bad times, you know I've had my share.
What is
28. Your good luck charm?: Iunno.
29. The person you hate the most?: That little son of a bitch down the street that called the cops on my neighbor. The little bastard has been callin him a nigger and said he was gonna hang him, so the kid snapped and beat the shit out of him. Later that day I had to watch him get arrested for it.
30. The best thing that happened to you today?: Watching these girls talk about their tits and compare with each other.
Favorite
31. Color(s)?: Red
32. Movie(s)?: Scarface, Stand by Me, and Requiem For A Dream.
33. Book(s)?: The Girl Who Owned a City, Speaker for the Dead, Children of Dune, and Please Kill Me.
34. Subject in school?: Culinary Arts.
35. Ice cream?: Vanilla.
36. Holiday?: Christmas, because I dont beleive in God, so I get presents for free, BITCH!
37. Season?: Autumn
38. Breakfast food?: Biscuits and Gravy
39. Place to go on your honeymoon?: Greece, Hungary, or Jamaica.
Who
40. Makes you laugh the most?: Remembering watching Courtney fall over at school and Courtney drunk off of her ass asking for more vodka as she trips over my chair.
41. Makes you smile?: Courtney, Emily, and Mia.
42. Gives you a funny feeling when you see them?:
43. Has a crush on you?: Courtney's Mom.
44. Do you have a crush on?:
45. Can make you feel better no matter what?: David and Josh, cause we just get drunk and smoke til I either feel better or nothing at all.
46. Is easier to talk to, guys or girls?: Depends.
Do You Ever
47. Sit by the phone waiting for a call all night?: Hell No, Pansy!
48. Save AOL conversations?: I used to.
49. Save E-Mails?: Some.
50. Wish you were someone else?: Naw.
51. Wish you were a member of the oppostie sex?: Only if I was hot, so I could just look at myself naked in the mirror alot and become a lesbian.
52. Cried because of someone's mean words?: Yeah, cause I'm a total pussy.
Best
54. Perfume?: How the fuck should I know?
55. Kiss?: Straight on the taint.
56. Romantic memory?: Haha, not as much romantic as much shitty sex in the middle of a bunch of trees walking some chick home.
57. Most recent advice given to you?: "No, Zach, I'd just restart the race, you aren't gonna beat those 2 S-2000's on the last lap, you're 7 seconds behind." Truer words were never spoken.
58. Fallen for your best friend?: No Freakin Comment.
59. Made out with "just a friend"?: Oh yeah.
Have You Ever
61. Been in love?: Did I not answer this one?
62. Been in lust?: Ha. Wow.
63. Used someone?: Only for my personal gain, if thats what you mean.
64. Been used?: On plenty occaisions.
65. Been cheated on?: Unfortunatly yes.
66. Been kissed?: No time for a Drew Barrymore joke.
67. Done something you regret?: Yes and no.
68. What is it?: Dated a crazy fuckin bitch, and fallen in love with a chick that one of my best friends loved.
Have You Ever
1. Kissed your cousin?: Hell no.
2. Ran away?: Nope.
3. Pictured your crush naked?: Who HAVEN'T I pictured naked?
4. Actually seen your crush naked?: One or two of them.
5. Broken someone's heart?: I think twice unintentionally.
6. Been in love?: Yeah, unfortunately.
7. Cried when someone died?: Yeah.
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have?: Hahahahahahaha. Who doesn't?
9. Broken a bone?: Nope.
10. Drank alcohol?: Hells yeah, bitch!
11. Lied?: No. What the hell kinda question is that?
12. Cried in school?: In like the 5th grade. Prolly the sixth grade too.
Which is Better
13. Coke or Pepsi?: Pepsi
14. Sprite or 7UP?: Sprite
15. Girls or guys?: Sexually I'd have to go with guys, guys all the way.
16. Flowers or candy?: Candy
17. Scruffy or clean shaven?: Shaved.
18. Quiet or loud?: Depends on what's goin on.
19. Blondes or brunettes?: Tough decision.
20. Nice or playas?: Nice.
21. Tall or short?: Both.
22. undies or boxers?: Boxers
With the Opposite Sex
23. What do you notice first?: Breasteses.
24. Last person you slow danced with?: I dont remember, so I'm just gonna say my mom.
25. Worst question to ask?: Cant you shut up?
26. Last person you showered with?: Last week with Shannon Elizabeth, Selma Hayek, and Rachel Leigh Cook when they came to borry some sugar.
27. Had a great time with the oppostie sex?: Good times, Bad times, you know I've had my share.
What is
28. Your good luck charm?: Iunno.
29. The person you hate the most?: That little son of a bitch down the street that called the cops on my neighbor. The little bastard has been callin him a nigger and said he was gonna hang him, so the kid snapped and beat the shit out of him. Later that day I had to watch him get arrested for it.
30. The best thing that happened to you today?: Watching these girls talk about their tits and compare with each other.
Favorite
31. Color(s)?: Red
32. Movie(s)?: Scarface, Stand by Me, and Requiem For A Dream.
33. Book(s)?: The Girl Who Owned a City, Speaker for the Dead, Children of Dune, and Please Kill Me.
34. Subject in school?: Culinary Arts.
35. Ice cream?: Vanilla.
36. Holiday?: Christmas, because I dont beleive in God, so I get presents for free, BITCH!
37. Season?: Autumn
38. Breakfast food?: Biscuits and Gravy
39. Place to go on your honeymoon?: Greece, Hungary, or Jamaica.
Who
40. Makes you laugh the most?: Remembering watching Courtney fall over at school and Courtney drunk off of her ass asking for more vodka as she trips over my chair.
41. Makes you smile?: Courtney, Emily, and Mia.
42. Gives you a funny feeling when you see them?:
43. Has a crush on you?: Courtney's Mom.
44. Do you have a crush on?:
45. Can make you feel better no matter what?: David and Josh, cause we just get drunk and smoke til I either feel better or nothing at all.
46. Is easier to talk to, guys or girls?: Depends.
Do You Ever
47. Sit by the phone waiting for a call all night?: Hell No, Pansy!
48. Save AOL conversations?: I used to.
49. Save E-Mails?: Some.
50. Wish you were someone else?: Naw.
51. Wish you were a member of the oppostie sex?: Only if I was hot, so I could just look at myself naked in the mirror alot and become a lesbian.
52. Cried because of someone's mean words?: Yeah, cause I'm a total pussy.
Best
54. Perfume?: How the fuck should I know?
55. Kiss?: Straight on the taint.
56. Romantic memory?: Haha, not as much romantic as much shitty sex in the middle of a bunch of trees walking some chick home.
57. Most recent advice given to you?: "No, Zach, I'd just restart the race, you aren't gonna beat those 2 S-2000's on the last lap, you're 7 seconds behind." Truer words were never spoken.
58. Fallen for your best friend?: No Freakin Comment.
59. Made out with "just a friend"?: Oh yeah.
Have You Ever
61. Been in love?: Did I not answer this one?
62. Been in lust?: Ha. Wow.
63. Used someone?: Only for my personal gain, if thats what you mean.
64. Been used?: On plenty occaisions.
65. Been cheated on?: Unfortunatly yes.
66. Been kissed?: No time for a Drew Barrymore joke.
67. Done something you regret?: Yes and no.
68. What is it?: Dated a crazy fuckin bitch, and fallen in love with a chick that one of my best friends loved.