Operation Stackola
Bought 5 Cd's for 15 bucks at Sam Goody. Though, goddamnit, one of the CD cases didnt have a fuckin CD in it. The one I wanted to hear the most.
- Down South Hook Up (No Cd inside, goddamnit it had Prophet Posse and the Kaze)
- Cappadonna - The Yin and the Yang
- Canibus - Can-i-bus
- The Luniz - B-Sides and Bootlegs
- The Adverts - The Wonders Dont Care.
Pretzle Time is the best job I've ever had. Free stuff kicks ass.
I fucked you, you fucked me
We had one fat ass orgy
With a dick in your mouth and one up in your cunt
Cause a bitch is a bitch as a hoe is a quick nut
(_) I never have been drunk
(_ha) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(X) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(_) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(X) I never ridden in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(_) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight
(X) I never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(X) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself
(_) I never pissed on someone else
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never wanted to fuck a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(X) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(_) I never have ridden an elephant
(_) I have never made out with someone whose name I did not know at the time
(_) I have never had intercourse (anal or vaginal) without a condom.
(_) I never have smoked weed out of a beer can
(X) I never left someone at the altar
(X) I've never stalked someone.
(X) I never tried to blind someone
(X) I have never stripped someone against their will and thrown them out into public.
(_) I have never masturbated while someone else watched.
(X) I have never had sex in a car.
(?) I have never played "Nervous."'