It's better than tripping balls at least.

[mailcalltime]

*Parakarry was about to enter the back room of his store to organize his stock but he found that he couldn't open the door. It was to heavy for his hands to pull. Wait, his hands were not even hands anymore!
They were small and covered in feathers. His entire body was small and covered in feathers! He tried to open the front door to get help but he

Comments

[monsieur_miller]

Haw haw I'm prettier

[mailcalltime]

);

[pkwallstaple]

I'm prettier than both of you

[maaaaaaaaassive]

But do you have a bite force of 200 pounds per square inch? I don't think so