just to be a troublemaker

Dec 17, 2006 15:01

isn't the picture preeeetty?



regardless of my views on fur, heres what i noticed about this. they are targetting the methods of assassination as a problem. stop killing your animals like a girl, be more effective. assuming people aren't going to stop wearing fur, which seems reasonable after the last few millenia, one has to examine what the objections are and erase them. in this instance, the complaint is that the murder is not effective. so come up with a better solution. instead of using non-definite means, lets try something different. in fact, lets completely revolutionize the industry.

instead of clubbing a baby seal and skinning it for some rich fat lady, knock it out say with a tranq dart, while its out, skin and drain its blood. slaughter it in a kosher fashion. yes, kosher. now redistribute its meat to end world hunger. the point in slaughtering it kosher is that less people are likely to have issues with taking yummy yummy meat.

no, really. the industry should just invest in a lot of machetes and learn to behead in one swing. problem solved. oh, wait, thats not 100% effective either...
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