Apr 16, 2009 21:09
I am getting cosmetic surgery.
I KNOW.
I have never paid more than $30 for a haircut, was 27 before I got a manicure and own a grand total of 2 lipsticks. One of my lipsticks came free in a 'box of mystery stuff' I ordered from a website. I own several pairs of pants in the same colour and style because hey, if they fit, why bother buying different styles? I leave my posh Jacqui E suit in the cupboard at work for days when my boss gives me those 'Oh God, what are you trying to pass off as office wear' looks rather than, you know, actually wearing a (gulp) $400 suit. The rest of the time, if I am going to wear a suit, it is generally one from Kmart or the factory outlets, because I think they're more comfy and I don't have to worry about wrecking them.
And now I am getting cosmetic surgery.
The reason is thus; I have bad skin. I have broken veins, rosacea, discolouration, freckles and large pores. I've had terrible skin since I was 13 and I hate it. Hate it, hate it, hate it.
I had my consultation today and paid for my three IPL treatments and got a box of stuff I need to put on my face for the the next couple of weeks in preparation for my lasering. Do you know how many steps there are in this skin care routine?
SIX. SIX STEPS!!!! OMG, I am going to die:( I only just recently started washing my face at night.