-I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Teenage kids won't pressure each other to use a flint. They're likely to bogart your lighter, though.
- Is it just me or do high school age girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
No, I just grow more aware of how slutty (or at least, sexually liberated) my classmates were back then. On the other hand, I've offered counsel "If there weren't girls who enjoy sex as much as you do, all you'd have left is the Mary Kay LeTourneaus of the world." And we sure don't want to go there.
-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
Called the next likely person to have the answer?
-It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
No, that would be a "crisis pregnancy center". Remember, to fundies, getting pregnant makes extramarital sex okay! They're totally down with unplanned parenthood, in the same way that PP promotes advance contemplation.
-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
That could only be written by hand or on a typewriter--someone without access to Google.
-My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
Teenage kids won't pressure each other to use a flint. They're likely to bogart your lighter, though.
- Is it just me or do high school age girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
No, I just grow more aware of how slutty (or at least, sexually liberated) my classmates were back then. On the other hand, I've offered counsel "If there weren't girls who enjoy sex as much as you do, all you'd have left is the Mary Kay LeTourneaus of the world." And we sure don't want to go there.
-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
Called the next likely person to have the answer?
-It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
No, that would be a "crisis pregnancy center". Remember, to fundies, getting pregnant makes extramarital sex okay! They're totally down with unplanned parenthood, in the same way that PP promotes advance contemplation.
-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
That could only be written by hand or on a typewriter--someone without access to Google.
-My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
"How would I know I ran him over?"
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