Top Three Things I Enjoyed about the Thanksgiving Day Parade
3. Mister Peanut's penis car
I shouldn't have to explain this, but I fear I must. It's not enough that a peanut with a top hat, monocle, and spats should have to drive himself about town, but to be so clearly overcompensating is really too much. Since it can't be believed, here is a photo:
2. Ne-Yo riding a float loaded with (and surrounded by) nubile cheerleaders
Have we learned nothing from Mr. Kelly? [no image available]
1. the Jeff Koons Rabbit balloon
The perfect combination of creepy and awesome. And somehow not utterly bombastic, considering that making this sculpture into a giant balloon is a little like eating wax fruit.
I shouldn't have to explain this, but I fear I must. It's not enough that a peanut with a top hat, monocle, and spats should have to drive himself about town, but to be so clearly overcompensating is really too much. Since it can't be believed, here is a photo:
2. Ne-Yo riding a float loaded with (and surrounded by) nubile cheerleaders
Have we learned nothing from Mr. Kelly? [no image available]
1. the Jeff Koons Rabbit balloon
The perfect combination of creepy and awesome. And somehow not utterly bombastic, considering that making this sculpture into a giant balloon is a little like eating wax fruit.
