"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you."
- Bert Leston Taylor
"When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?"
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?"
- Matt Groening
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
- Margaret Thatcher
"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling."
- Arthur Brisbane
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