AUGH AUGH AUGH SCHOOOL!!!
So This is the first week of school that i have survived.. YEEESSSS *does a little dance* ok lets see what has happened this week by periods KEKEKE
1st period aka algebra 2 : Still dont liek the class , teacher is ok, i am starting to understand what he is talking about. Found out that He was not only hit lightning twice but chased by a mountain lion as well.
2 nd period ( chemistry): FREAKIN FUN AS HELL! I love this period. First day he was talking about penises on the floor when he was at pompeii ( apprantly they were signs to go to the red light district which was a district filled with prostitutes) Second day he was talking about how on his football team ( football coach for freshmans) one of the guys farted when he hit the ground and the teacher called his fart an ass clapper XD. And just today i got to make burritos in class 8DDD that was fun cept i didn't get to make the egg/bacon part ;;___;; one of the girls did and it was. . . yeah that explains it self but if you dont get it , to me it looked like a clusterfuck. I was happy that mine turned out alright >D she forgot about my tortilla heating up so i got one that was nice and crackly ( the good kind) Man was that good. The other two people didnt like it.
3rd period: MAN OH MAN I HAVE A FEELING I AM GONNA HAVE FUN IN P.E. one of my friends in there and while we were waiting for our lockers she decides to draw a cow. LAWL this cow looked like a freakin donkey to me and others .. a dinosaur. And if you saw it fromt eh side you could see donald duck and when i told her that she decides to draw donald duck. HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS ON ACID. WE WERE CRACKING UP SO HARD. THEN IT SUDDENLY GOT TO GOOFY'S HAT. LAWL! OK IS IT ME OR DOES IT LOOKS LIKE BALLS?! if you dont get it good for you, try not to or else you'll become like me and freakin yaoi obessed .
4th history: Meh its ok, got the same teacher from 4th period and the same people and one freakin littel motherfucker that i want to fuckin kill becasue he always fuckin pisses me off. So we had a little competition against the other history teachers around our class. So each class had two reps to go up and write down an answer for a picture that was being projected on the wall. So when it was my turn and my partner's turn to go up , it was a pic of this man on the wall. HAD NO IDEA WHO HE WAS so we skipped becasue we only have 30 seconds to answer and so teh next one was a pic of a guy holding a flag. I looked and the flag looked like the mexican one so i asked my partner " do you think its the mexican war?! O__O;" but she didn't know and so i just put that down. So when everyone is done and the teachers are correcting it , they put the pics up again while they are going ovber the answers. HAH the guy that i had to answer turned out to be napoleon ( didn't think it was him ...he wasn't short to me XD) and so the next one, the one that i put down as mexican war, GOT IT WRONG! Turns out that the flag wasn't mexican but french ( where i was standing it looked green) and becasue fo that the teacher was like " MEXICAN WAR?" this was a domino effect. All the people before me was like WTF WHO PUT THAT DOWN?! I said sorry to them when suddenly this guy who was before me goes " HOMG MICHELLE YOU PUT THAT DOWN WHAT A FUCKIN IDIOT " number one thing i hate the most , more than the hatred towards my mother and father nagging the things that are wrong about me at the same time, being called stupid. Call me fat, call me weird, dude you can call me a betch , but you call me stupid, THATS WHEN I GET ANGRY. NOT ONLY THIS BUT THIS GUY IS THE GUY WHO THREW A CHUNK OF ICE AT MY STOMACH AT SNOW DAY ( not real snow) SO HARD THAT IT MADE ME CRY, AND I CAN TAKE BEING PUNCHED AND SHIT , AND HE LAUGHED ABOUT IT. THIS GUY HAD THE AUDACITY TO NOT ONLY LAUGH AT ME IN PAIN BUT ABOUT ME IN PAIN IN FRONT OF OTHERS. so him just saying that i was stupid. OH FUCK NO, i am not gonna let someone do that to me. SO THEN , he decides to say homg i cant believe that you wrote that down BLAHBLAHBLABDLFALSDFASDHF him and his partner who is a smart aleck ( yeah little assfuckinholes right?) AND WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY ARE THEY BAGGING ON ME?! WE GOT 1 OUT OF 28 RIGHT AS A CLASS AND THEY BAG ON ME , JUST ME. THEY DO SOME SHIT TO ME AGAIN THEY ARE NOT GONNA SEE DAYLIGHT AGAIN.
5TH ENGLISH: MAN DID I LOVE THAT CLASS ON THURSDAY XDso our teacher was explaining to us characters, the plot and shit and so to use an example she askes what we saw reacently but since everyone saw dark knight and she couldn't use it, she decides to use superbad XD. Not only that but she uses grand theft auto as well ( haven't played it but i want to now) and she starts talking about how your health bar goes all the way by having sex with a prostitute and you can get the cash back after killing her 8DDDD LAWL teaching kids that you get health if you have sex with a prostitute 8DDD GO HAVE SOME SEX KIDS ITS GOOD FOR YA~~~ and today we were reading a sotry by spirit reading. First time i heard about it and it is FUNNY. So you know how popcorn reading is when you say a paragraph and say someone's name afterwards? Same thing only that you dont talk and when you think its yoru turn you read and just stop and someone else reads then stops and goes on and on. So in class all the guys were just reading one waord at a time and the funny thing is that it went flowly XD man i love that class
6th french: Meh, its ok but i like singing in that class but its boring.
TIME FOR SHOWS 8DDD KEKEKEKE
So shear genius finale:
IT WAS BETWEEN NICOLE, CHARLIE, AND DEE. THEY HAD TO TAKE ON 4 WOMEN AT A TIME AND GIVING THEM HAIRSTYLES THAT THEY WOULD WEAR AT 18, 30,45, AND 60 AND TELL A STORY OF IT. THIRD PLACE WAS NICOLE ( KNEW IT ) AND FIRST PLACE WAS !!!! PLEASE SCROLL DOWN FOR IT:
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Project runwayt: had to be invoatated and make a dress out of car parts ( didn't get to see who lost and won but it was so good) the one before was that they had to make a dress for a drag queen and the winner was joe ( the only straight guy int eh competition) and the loser was daniel AUGH!!! WHY?!?!?!