The Terror Begins; Leaving the Chorus of the Damned

Jun 12, 2006 14:20

*sigh*

First final of finals week. It was Geometry, and it was quite easy. ^^

One down, four to go. So that leaves one more final and three Regents. Good thing I have all of tomorrow and the rest of today to study; I have two tests in one day. Yipee. [/sarcasm] -_-

~*~

Now, I must take the time to say that I will not be coming back to my school's Concert Chorus next year.

Wait....what's Concert Chorus, you ask? For all of you that are tuning in and are caring about reading one measly LJ out of 309775 journals from users in the New York State, let me say that my school somehow has a LOT of music performing ensembles. Three are Choruses. The highest chorus is Chamber Choir, the best of the best, the cream of the crop! Next is....I think it's intermediate...Prep Chorus. Those two have guys in them. Now, the last and housing the ones with the least singing talent, Concert Chorus, which is GIRLS ONLY. Sure, there are a few Prep Chorus and Chamber Choir girls helping out, but unfortunately there are some girls there who think they're the next Elvis but can't sing. This year, I was in ALL THREE. Wow, big achievement, yes. *rolls eyes*

Now, throughout the year, I realized why when I wanted to stay in all three during Course Selections during Freshman year, some of the girls in Prep Chorus told me not to go. Why?

1) Music and singing quality. Oh, please, this cannot be condensed into a few sentences. Alright, it can...maybe. Turns out some of the girls can't get a simple melody right...or keep in tune. One of the two chorus directors handles this chorus, and makes his own sheet music and arrangements, blah blah blah. Compare it to the sheet music Prep Chorus and Chamber Choir have been getting, and it says for itself. There are only two voices since it's girls only, and it's so easy it's scary. Like the other chorus director two handles the top two says, this is Ficher Price for us.
Oh, the singing, I forgot. They're flat like pancakes. Uh....no...more like a piece of paper. Some of the girls can't keep in tune: either they're too high or too FLAT. I remember during one of the concerts, me and two other girls noticed that the Sopranos sounded so weird. And it sounded...disgusting. I think it says enough.
Yeah, there are some girls who have a lot of talent in Concert Chorus; it's just that the sucky ones outnumber them greatly.

2) The Girls. Yeah, I know, there are girls who are really nice and sweet, but there are some who LOVE to be a b****. Throughout the year, I have been bullied by one girl who started it in class, who looks like an evil witch...and was helped by her fatass friend. It started in class....and ended up being outside in class. Now, those girls have learned their lesson...or do they?
And another one. This time by a stupid Frosh flat-chested **** who's also to me a blonde bimbo. Now, I'm a Soph and probably a to-be Junior, she's a Frosh. I should beat her up, right?
Well, it turns out this girl doesn't know her place, and I think we all hate that, right? It kinda started out as her trying to mess up some stupid drawing on the board that I made (which would be a thousand times better than anything she could draw), and then it escalated. Never did anything to this b****, but she goes ahead and decides to be a racist ****. Last day of class, she pulls my hair. Next time she pulls my hair, I'm shaving her stupid jackass head bald and push her to the highway. Now, which all the stuff that's being going on in a class where most of the girls are ****tards, you'd think the teacher would notice. I mean, c'mon, it's right in front of him, right? WRONG! Which leads us to...

3) The Teacher. Don't know why this asshat was hired. Anyways, I used to like him in my Freshman year. Sure, he was "cute", lovable...but I got over it and saw what skinny loser he was. Anyways, people say he has a good ear, but lately he's gone deaf. Of course, to make sure I have some fun in this boring and stupid class, I try to shake the desks (cause the desks in the room are sometimes crappy), and lately, I was saying outloud proudly that I wouldn't come to this class anymore. Sure, he was "hurt", but why should I care? Maybe next time he should also use his "good ears" to keep watch of the class. But of course, he's also like a girl...so effeminate...that he can't do that at all.
Well, end of the year party, he decides to be a b****** and tells me the whole party was organized because I was leaving. And yes, it really was. And it was organized by the same girl who decided with her fatass friend to be two bratz. And today he decided to shut a door in my face when all I did was ask a simple question. I hope he gets shot by some gangsters...and have his penis shot in the process.
Oh, sure, he's such a nice guy. But he decided to piss me off way too often.

4) The Class. Oh, the class, I DREADED going to it. So boring, so dull, so effortless to partcipate. Need I say more?

So, there are those reasons why I'll be leaving that stupid Chorus. Sure, there are more, but I guess I'll spare some of you from my much unneeded ranting. Like any of you care anyways.

And for all the girls in my school that want to defend it by saying "ITS DA BEST!!!", I have this to say:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Concert Chorus sucks,
And so does you.
Loser.
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