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[mahka42]

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[phantomopus]

Whoa, I'm worth $1,132 an hour in bed?

I've been selling myself short. ;-p

[mahka42]

i think i got short-changed for not being kinky. :-p

[phantomopus]

I said I was willing to try new things... :-p

[mahka42]

yeah, i didn't. maybe you can convince me to try new things. :-p

[phantomopus]

lol ew, missionary only?

you're boring :-p

[mahka42]

well, not just missionary...i certainly hope other positions count. but introducing other things...?

[phantomopus]

wasn't the non-kinky option "missionary only"?

and there's nothing wrong with some massage oil, or some advanced techniques...or some rope or silk bindings >:o)

[mahka42]

oh? you need to show me. :-p

[phantomopus]

hahaha you're smart enough to have picked up from my last few entries and the lack of my presence on el-jay recently that I'm seeing someone now :-p

maybe if you're lucky we'll post videos online, hahaha

(not bloody likely, that would bite me in the ass for sure when I run for office...and not in a good way, either ;o)

[mahka42]

lol. i know. for later. :-p besides, have i ever stopped flirting with you? :-p

don't post videos online...just email them to me. :-D