Two movies are currently showing at my village's one-screen theater, which just happens to be one of the world's oldest operating cinemas - upandrunningsince1919!!! - and trust me: you can tell.
So. Mean Girls and Hellboy. I luv me some high school bitchfests, but I also like Hellboy, or indeed any story involving Rasputin and occult symbols painted on floors. I can afford to see one of these, but not both.
Which oh which do I choose?
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