Yet how can I possibly live without it? :( It's acting most strange. Shutting down for no reason; making little wheezing noises; refusing at random to show capital Q's or even [eep!] vowels when the wind is north-northwest.
On the other hand, my problems do seem, erm, pebble-sized compared to
this woman's lot.
No more hyperbolism from me. No sir.
Unless this is a computer curse put on me by my evil bank or one of my countless other archnemesisses.