Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I bought porn for daxlet (10 points). In May julius_alt and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I gave _canislupis_ a kidney (1000 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1986 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
mahiro