Dean-y the Snowman
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I donated bone marrow to yumprinceedwardin a life-saving procedure (300 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole lexie_sinistra's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for ratkeeper(-10 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, blueonyellow(-5000 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4354 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
mahina_ballari
Uhm... I'm sorry?
Damn, not even those nuns were good enough to save me *shakes fist* oh well, we all know that I'll be able to convince Santa that I have changed my wicked ways and that I deserve a good present. Like, oh I dunno, a Dean or something? I'll just have to bat my big blue eyes and he won't be able to resist..... and if that doesn't work, well, I am an excellent shot ;) and I did get a Red Rider BB Gun last Christmas :D
Anyhow how about number three in the Supernatural Christmases past?
It's for the theme If you couldn't tell it's supposed to be to the theme of Frosty the Snowman, but alas, I sucks D: I own neither Supernatural, nor Frosty
Dean-y the Snowman
Dean-y the Snowman
Was a strong and happy hunter
With a leather jacket and rock salt gun
And a brother’s name of Sam
Dean-y the Snowman
Was cursed by a witch one day
He was turned to snow
Cause the witch did know
How to work her spells sans toads
She must have had some magic
In that large unfriendly book
For when she said the magic words
Dean began to change
Dean-y the Snowman
Was alive as he could be
And Sam does say
He still fought and slayed
The witch just the same
Dean-y the Snowman
Knew the witch called fire, hot
So he said let's run
And he grabbed his gun
Before he could melt away
Down to the motel
With rock salt gun in hand
Hiding inside first
And then back outside
Fearing heaters and melting
He led the witch on a chase
Right to his brother’s trap
He only paused a moment when
Sam did holler stop
Dean-y the Snowman
Caught the witch that day
She turned him back
With a warning that
She’d be back again some day
. Edit: WHA? Two hours later and I'm still naughty!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, petri_flex (-5000 points). Last month I turned sky_wanderer in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Sunday I helped yumprinceedward across the street (6 points). In October I pulled over and changed lexie_sinistra's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for blueonyellow (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4966 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
mahina_ballari