Blehhh
Got drunk last night. Not that that's anything terribly unsual, but the thing is, it was in celebration of Cinco de Mayo (I have no idea if I spelled that right...) and so, it was Coronas all the way. Now, generally, one would say, "wow, Corona, that's super awesome compared to say, Beast or worse, KEYSTONE" in which case one would be entirely correct, but the thing is, I have been granted unlimited access to the stores of hard liquor in the fencing suite all year, and so, have built up a tolerance to say, vodka, and have really neglected the little place for beer in my belly. So, not only to I have an underdeveloped appreciation for beer, but I also have an underdeveloped tolerance. This is good and bad. Good because at least I didn't have to drink a lot of beer to get drunk, and bad because I didn't have to drink a lot of beer to get drunk. I basically slept away all of today after going to class at 10.
Check out this wee excerpt from a modern fairytale that I had to analyze for my Fairytales and Folklore class (it's regarding the first menstruation of the main character, who, though human, was raised by wolves):
"The moon had been shinind into the kitchen when she woke to feel the trickle between her thighs and it seemed to her that a wolf who, perhaps, was fond of her, as wolves were, and who lived, perhaps, in the moon? must have nibbled her cunt while she was sleeping, had subjected her to a series of nips too gentle to wake her yet sharp enough to break the skin."
By the way, if you couldn't already tell, (because it's, err, SO obvious....or not) this is a contemporary rendition of Beauty and the Beast.
I woke up at 2:00am to find roommate sitting in my hamper.
Almost over....
Check out this wee excerpt from a modern fairytale that I had to analyze for my Fairytales and Folklore class (it's regarding the first menstruation of the main character, who, though human, was raised by wolves):
"The moon had been shinind into the kitchen when she woke to feel the trickle between her thighs and it seemed to her that a wolf who, perhaps, was fond of her, as wolves were, and who lived, perhaps, in the moon? must have nibbled her cunt while she was sleeping, had subjected her to a series of nips too gentle to wake her yet sharp enough to break the skin."
By the way, if you couldn't already tell, (because it's, err, SO obvious....or not) this is a contemporary rendition of Beauty and the Beast.
I woke up at 2:00am to find roommate sitting in my hamper.
Almost over....