An open letter
Dear Guy on Lake Street this Morning,
I'm sure you're a perfectly nice gentleman, but someone along the way forgot to teach you about women. Telling a girl that she is "fine as hell" as she passes you on the sidewalk is unlikely to get you anywhere. Which, maybe you know, since you waited to say it to my back. But seriously, I was wearing a shapeless hooded sweatshirt and a hat that covered all of my hair, and really does nothing for my facial features either. There is no way you could have gotten any kind of accurate assessment of my fineness level. Please, do us all a favor, leave it at "good morning" and stop making a douche-bag of yourself.
Thanks.
A girl who may, or may not, be "fine as hell"
I'm sure you're a perfectly nice gentleman, but someone along the way forgot to teach you about women. Telling a girl that she is "fine as hell" as she passes you on the sidewalk is unlikely to get you anywhere. Which, maybe you know, since you waited to say it to my back. But seriously, I was wearing a shapeless hooded sweatshirt and a hat that covered all of my hair, and really does nothing for my facial features either. There is no way you could have gotten any kind of accurate assessment of my fineness level. Please, do us all a favor, leave it at "good morning" and stop making a douche-bag of yourself.
Thanks.
A girl who may, or may not, be "fine as hell"