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Until now, it has been a sort of friendly cohabitation. I hear them often, scurrying about overhead and behind the walls. They do no harm, and neither do I harm them. But this night, this very night, those damned rodents have gone too far. I awoke to a strange noise inside my room at perhaps 2:30 this morning. I cautiously arose from bed and turned on the nearest light just in time to see one of the tiny devils scampering away from the bookcase which serves as my pantry. The little shit had been eating my bagels! Of all things, why did it have to be the bagels?!? The beast appears to have chewed a hole in the bag in order to gain access to the sweet bagel-morsels inside. He then crawled in and proceeded to munch heartily on not one, but TWO OF MY BAGELS!! The fact that he was physically inside the bag means that all of its contents have likely been soiled, yet there are two bagels which appear to be untouched. I do so enjoy bagels...