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1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?
Yes.
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yes.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Yes.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
Yes.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Yes.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Definitely.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
No.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Dirty talk.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
No.
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Yes.
12. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Yes.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Yes.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
No.
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Having the kids walk in on me.
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
My sweetie.
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
A bit.
21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
Around 15.
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
No.
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
Yes.
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTTHER?
No.
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Yes.
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
Great!
27. LINGERIE?
Just get naked, bitch.
28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
No.
WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX:
[x] park
[] church
[] cemetery
[] school
[] parent’s bed
[x] your bed
[X] car
[x] picnic table
[] kitchen counter
[x] couch/chair
[] dining room/kitchen table
[x] woods
[] hood of a car
[x] bathroom
[x] shower
[x] the other person’s bed
[x] porch/deck/balcony
[x] in a house with parents home
[x] at a party
[x]on top of the washer/dryer
[x] with other people in the room
[x] hotel
[]concert
[x] grandparent’s house
[] field
[]bleachers
Yes.
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yes.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Yes.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
Yes.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Yes.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Definitely.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
No.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Dirty talk.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
No.
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Yes.
12. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Yes.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Yes.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
No.
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Having the kids walk in on me.
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
My sweetie.
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
A bit.
21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
Around 15.
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
No.
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
Yes.
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTTHER?
No.
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Yes.
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
Great!
27. LINGERIE?
Just get naked, bitch.
28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
No.
WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX:
[x] park
[] church
[] cemetery
[] school
[] parent’s bed
[x] your bed
[X] car
[x] picnic table
[] kitchen counter
[x] couch/chair
[] dining room/kitchen table
[x] woods
[] hood of a car
[x] bathroom
[x] shower
[x] the other person’s bed
[x] porch/deck/balcony
[x] in a house with parents home
[x] at a party
[x]on top of the washer/dryer
[x] with other people in the room
[x] hotel
[]concert
[x] grandparent’s house
[] field
[]bleachers