Spoilers for Smallville - Static (6.08)
Who do I have to beg, bribe, or give a blowjob to for there to be a scene where Clark puts out a trail of Oreos (like the Reese's Pieces in ET) that leads to the loft in the barn?
ETA - Still no naked Clark. Smallville, if I am reduced to looking up porn on the computer to get my fix for gorgeous males, it will be your fault!