Lex Luthor - Super Ninja
Here's my second story for the Thirteen Challenge issued by svmadelyn.
Title: Lex Luthor - Super Ninja
Fandom: Smallville
Rating: Mature
Length: Less than 500 words
Warning: Unbeta'd because OMG! I had no idea there was a time limit for this challenge. And I can't believe you people chose Lex Luthor and Ninja.
Lex Luthor - Super Ninja
Lex swooped out of the shadows and knocked the would-be mugger into the alley wall, making him lose consciousness.
Unlike a majority of victims who would stare in shock or scream, this one had brains. She hightailed it out of there. Lex only hoped she'd learned it wasn't wise to take evening walks in Suicide Slums.
There was a whoosh and Lex knew without turning around who would be behind him.
"You're a little late, Superman."
"I was in South America," Superman explained.
"Then it's a good thing Metropolis has me and my friends to patrol the city."
"Your friends are dangerous. They're mutants."
Lex spun around to face the Man of Steel.
"And what about me?" He prowled closer and Superman took a step back in reaction. "Am I dangerous?"
Swallowing hard, Superman said solemnly, "You're the most dangerous of all."
A grim smile spread over Lex's face. "You're right."
In a flash, Lex slammed into Superman and pinned him against the grimy brick. His mouth began nipping and biting at Superman's throat as his hands nimbly attacked the hidden fastenings of the outfit.
When Lex dropped to the ground and his mouth closed around hard flesh Superman moaned and flung his head back, cracking the wall behind him.
For years Lex had trained to obtain absolute control of his body. Eliminating the gag reflex hadn't been part of it. That ability he owed to his promiscuous youth and he was ridiculously proud of it.
A short while later Lex rose to his feet. He noted that at some point while he and Superman had been preoccupied the mugger had staggered out of the alley.
"You'll leave my friends alone, right?"
Superman, still gasping for breath, nodded.
"A few years ago I rescued my friends from one of my father's labs. He was using kryptonite on them to alter them and give them powers. If you want to do some good in this world why don't you see about closing down those labs instead of harassing us?"
Superman's eyes followed Lex as he disappeared into the shadows of the night.
* * *
Sometimes Lex regretted his decision to wander around Asia instead of abiding by his father's wishes to manage a crap factory in Smallville. Trusting those mountain guides that had abandoned him in a blizzard hadn't been the wisest of moves, either.
But being rescued and later trained in the ways of the ninja by an elderly man who lived in an isolated dwelling was something he'd never regret.
Lex licked his lips, tasting Superman on them, and smiled. He didn't regret constantly seducing the defender of Truth, Justice, and the American Way, either.
Entering the sewer hideout, Lex sought out his friends and found them watching television.
"You guys don't have to worry. Superman's going to go easy on you for a while," Lex told Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael.
The End
*facepalms*
Title: Lex Luthor - Super Ninja
Fandom: Smallville
Rating: Mature
Length: Less than 500 words
Warning: Unbeta'd because OMG! I had no idea there was a time limit for this challenge. And I can't believe you people chose Lex Luthor and Ninja.
Lex Luthor - Super Ninja
Lex swooped out of the shadows and knocked the would-be mugger into the alley wall, making him lose consciousness.
Unlike a majority of victims who would stare in shock or scream, this one had brains. She hightailed it out of there. Lex only hoped she'd learned it wasn't wise to take evening walks in Suicide Slums.
There was a whoosh and Lex knew without turning around who would be behind him.
"You're a little late, Superman."
"I was in South America," Superman explained.
"Then it's a good thing Metropolis has me and my friends to patrol the city."
"Your friends are dangerous. They're mutants."
Lex spun around to face the Man of Steel.
"And what about me?" He prowled closer and Superman took a step back in reaction. "Am I dangerous?"
Swallowing hard, Superman said solemnly, "You're the most dangerous of all."
A grim smile spread over Lex's face. "You're right."
In a flash, Lex slammed into Superman and pinned him against the grimy brick. His mouth began nipping and biting at Superman's throat as his hands nimbly attacked the hidden fastenings of the outfit.
When Lex dropped to the ground and his mouth closed around hard flesh Superman moaned and flung his head back, cracking the wall behind him.
For years Lex had trained to obtain absolute control of his body. Eliminating the gag reflex hadn't been part of it. That ability he owed to his promiscuous youth and he was ridiculously proud of it.
A short while later Lex rose to his feet. He noted that at some point while he and Superman had been preoccupied the mugger had staggered out of the alley.
"You'll leave my friends alone, right?"
Superman, still gasping for breath, nodded.
"A few years ago I rescued my friends from one of my father's labs. He was using kryptonite on them to alter them and give them powers. If you want to do some good in this world why don't you see about closing down those labs instead of harassing us?"
Superman's eyes followed Lex as he disappeared into the shadows of the night.
* * *
Sometimes Lex regretted his decision to wander around Asia instead of abiding by his father's wishes to manage a crap factory in Smallville. Trusting those mountain guides that had abandoned him in a blizzard hadn't been the wisest of moves, either.
But being rescued and later trained in the ways of the ninja by an elderly man who lived in an isolated dwelling was something he'd never regret.
Lex licked his lips, tasting Superman on them, and smiled. He didn't regret constantly seducing the defender of Truth, Justice, and the American Way, either.
Entering the sewer hideout, Lex sought out his friends and found them watching television.
"You guys don't have to worry. Superman's going to go easy on you for a while," Lex told Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael.
The End
*facepalms*